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I take vitamin "C" and don't let myself get too cold.

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Originally Posted by cuppabillytea

I take vitamin "C" and don't let myself get too cold.

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So you have now got into the habit of wearing clothes at all times?:eek2:

Found some good toasts to give next time you are at the pub, wedding, funeral, whatever floats your boat :p

"To our wives and girlfriends- may they never meet"
"Here's to staying positive, and testing negative"
"May we be in heaven half an hour before the devil knows we're dead"
"Here's to those who've seen us at our best, and seen us at our worst, but can't tell the difference"

Monty Python at Mission Beach.
http://mobile.abc.net.au/news/2016-0...-monty/7530776

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Originally Posted by Toxic_Avenger

Found some good toasts to give next time you are at the pub, wedding, funeral, whatever floats your boat :p

"To our wives and girlfriends- may they never meet"
"Here's to staying positive, and testing negative"
"May we be in heaven half an hour before the devil knows we're dead"
"Here's to those who've seen us at our best, and seen us at our worst, but can't tell the difference"

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You've been hanging out with Irishmen, haven't you Mitch? :twobeers::spudnikhurler:

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Originally Posted by Toxic_Avenger

Found some good toasts to give next time you are at the pub, wedding, funeral, whatever floats your boat :p

"To our wives and girlfriends- may they never meet"
"Here's to staying positive, and testing negative"
"May we be in heaven half an hour before the devil knows we're dead"
"Here's to those who've seen us at our best, and seen us at our worst, but can't tell the difference"

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I like:-

When we drink, we get drunk.
When we get drunk, we fall asleep.
When we fall asleep, we commit no sin.
When we commit no sin, we go to heaven.
So, let's all get drunk, and go to heaven!

Or

May we get what we want,
May we get what we need,
But may we never get what we deserve.

I do like one I'd read before but had to hunt it out...


(Scotsman holding his whiskey in his hand and staring at it with hate)

Ye killed me mother;
Ye killed me father;
Ah, sweet revenge!!

Drinks!

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Originally Posted by DiscoMick

Monty Python at Mission Beach.
Massive python found in Mission Beach bedroom - ABC News (Australian Broadcasting Corporation)

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We used to have a 14' long Amethyst Python in NQ that could get into the chook pen, swallow a chook and then not be able to get out. Dad relocated it to the Mossman Gorge. Might get to swallow a few tourists.

I'm pleased to report that I can officially say I do not have prostate cancer (unlike my father in law and a large number of elderly men). However, I do have dermatitis, which is being treated.

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Over the last 10 plus years I've had 4 prostate biopsies totaling 52 samples. Only 2 have shown positive. The last biopsy was a 20 point taken under anesthetic which showed all negative.
Wish I knew whether I've got cancer or not. :confused: