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[trog]

Got an iPhone for an early Xmas present. Just wondering if when making a call , am I supposed hold it like a platter under my nose , as so many others seem to do ? Or is it an app to test nose hair length?

[Toxic_Avenger]

Got an iPhone for an early Xmas present. Just wondering if when making a call , am I supposed hold it like a platter under my nose , as so many others seem to do ? Or is it an app to test nose hair length?

You are meant to have loud and pretentious conversations with little to no regard for others. Better results while on a bus, train, or elevator. Don't forget your monthly brainwash at the apple store.

[Tins]

Got an iPhone for an early Xmas present. Just wondering if when making a call , am I supposed hold it like a platter under my nose , as so many others seem to do ? Or is it an app to test nose hair length?

Only if you want to imitate Samsung owners, who seem to feel the need to keep their handsets away from their head in case their hair turns out to be as flammable as their phones. Most iPhones are used in the conventional manner.

[trog]

Only if you want to imitate Samsung owners, who seem to feel the need to keep their handsets away from their head in case their hair turns out to be as flammable as their phones. Most iPhones are used in the conventional manner.

Thanks for that . I only got it so as to have my iTunes and phone as one , and to get rid of all my other power cords. I will continue to keep my conversations as discrete as possible , but can't guarantee not to sing along with what music comes up though !
Pity it doesn't have the radio that the android had.

[Tins]

Pity it doesn't have the radio that the android had.

As they say in the Classics, "there's an app for that".

[Eevo]

is it strange that my next door neighbor is watering my roses?

[cuppabillytea]

is it strange that my next door neighbor is watering my roses?

No. That is perfectly acceptable, as long as he doesn't cut your grass.

[Mick_Marsh]

No. That is perfectly acceptable, as long as he doesn't cut your grass.

What if he collects fallen limbs from trees in the street and tosses them over your front fence?

[Ancient Mariner]

Fire up one off the fleet knock down his fence to give him easier access to his yard

[V8Ian]

What if he collects fallen limbs from trees in the street and tosses them over your front fence?

Use his fertilizer.