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**Fifth Columnist** · 14th January 2019, 12:36 AM

Found sixpence in Christmas pudding.

**4bee** · 14th January 2019, 09:15 AM

I had to go up the shops twice for a sixpence, if one was available.

Be thankful for small mercies Billy, that you didn't need to go six times in this heat, just to spend a penny.

**cuppabillytea** · 14th January 2019, 09:41 AM

Originally Posted by 4bee

Be thankful for small mercies Billy, that you didn't need to go six times in this heat, just to spend a penny.

Reminds me of a toilet door I read once:" Here I sit, broken hearted, paid a penny and only farted."

**4bee** · 14th January 2019, 09:55 AM

The one I recall was "Join the Regular Army & become a regular Bastard" Well back then, it made oi laugh.

DiscoMick · 19th January 2019, 02:41 PM

We have the Big Banana and the Big Lobster, but others have the Big Moose.
‘An egregious offence’: Canada battles Norway for tallest moose statue

‘An egregious offence’: Canada battles Norway for tallest moose statue | Cities | The Guardian

**Homestar** · 27th January 2019, 05:55 PM

Hmmm, wonder why I’m getting ads for Russian Brides popping up this evening...?

**Homestar** · 27th January 2019, 06:37 PM

On this day, the 27th January, 2019 - in this exact location, at 7.37pm AEDT (6.37 in Forum Land), Homestar posted his 15,000th post. 👍👍😊😊😁😁

**4bee** · 27th January 2019, 06:42 PM

Originally Posted by Homestar

Hmmm, wonder why I’m getting ads for Russian Brides popping up this evening...?

Popping up to yours or onscreen?

Congrats on your 15,000th bride.

**Homestar** · 27th January 2019, 06:53 PM

I don’t even have the energy for 1, much less 15,000...

DiscoMick · 28th January 2019, 11:40 AM

Originally Posted by Homestar

Hmmm, wonder why I’m getting ads for Russian Brides popping up this evening...?

Been surfing Russian bride sites?

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