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[DiscoMick]

So we're definitely NOT getting a cassowary as a pet. 1.8 metres tall with a 10 cm sharp claw on each foot and can run at 50kmh.

'World's most dangerous bird': Cassowary attacks, kills its owner in Florida
'World's most dangerous bird': Cassowary attacks, kills its owner in Florida | SBS News

[cuppabillytea]

So we're definitely NOT getting a cassowary as a pet. 1.8 metres tall with a 10 cm sharp claw on each foot and can run at 50kmh.

'World's most dangerous bird': Cassowary attacks, kills its owner in Florida
'World's most dangerous bird': Cassowary attacks, kills its owner in Florida | SBS News

A few of us will miss you Mick.

[4bee]

So, what will you do instead, Mick, get a little tiny Redback spider. It ain't the size that matters you know.

[Eevo]

im going to lake eyre next week.
any advice?

[DiscoMick]

Probably already got a few rednecks and funnel webs around the place in Maleny. We know there are pythons about, because they got into the chooks. We know there were 3, but only 2 were relocated. Where is the other one?
Actually, it's those tiny but nasty white spiders that worry me the most. Very nasty effects they have, send us gaga.

[4bee]

Very nasty effects they have, send us gaga.

Ah haaaaaa. That could explain Eevo's jokes then? so

im going to lake eyre next week.
any advice?

Yep take the Joke Book with you & leave it under a dune.


sorry eevo.

[4bee]

Probably already got a few rednecks and funnel webs around the place in Maleny. We know there are pythons about, because they got into the chooks. We know there were 3, but only 2 were relocated. Where is the other one?
Actually, it's those tiny but nasty white spiders that worry me the most. Very nasty effects they have, send us gaga.

We know there were 3, but only 2 were relocated. Where is the other one?

Have you looked in the toilet pan under the rim? Has happened, but I suppose for a Python you'd need a fairly big bog pan.

[Eevo]

Yep take the Joke Book with you & leave it under a dune.

[DiscoMick]

Have you looked in the toilet pan under the rim? Has happened, but I suppose for a Python you'd need a fairly big bog pan.

Python's were really big so it's possible.

[4bee]

It doesn't bear thinking about does it?


Sitting quietly reading the Racing Results when a pet python sees what it thinks is a rat or a mouse hanging in front of it .................................................. .................................................. ......................