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[BradC]

. They can come in many forms

Or as my neighbour routinely says "they walk among us".

[cuppabillytea]

Wow, I've been called a lot of names but having mine in any way linked to Andrew St Pierre White in the same post is really a new low, even for me...

Well,,,actually, you do remind me quite a bit, of ASPW.

[4bee]

Wow, I've been called a lot of names but having mine in any way linked to Andrew St Pierre White in the same post is really a new low, even for me...

You & a Chef should go well together cuppa.

[cuppabillytea]

You & a Chef should go well together cuppa.

Does that mean I'm cooked?

[350RRC]

Does that mean I'm cooked?

Half baked?.......................... nah, just kidding.

take care , DL

[RANDLOVER]

I had to laugh yesterday when I saw my neighbour mowing his lawn wearing ear muffs and thongs, obviously he thinks having to turn the TV up a bit louder is going to be more of a problem than having no toes!

[4bee]

I had to laugh yesterday when I saw my neighbour mowing his lawn wearing ear muffs and thongs, obviously he thinks having to turn the TV up a bit louder is going to be more of a problem than having no toes!

Stupid Bastard! (shakes head)

I guess you would have laughed your tits off if a full set of bloody Tootsies had hit your window.


The thing to do would be is, head out of window & yell summat like' "You need to set your height a bit higher or you'll scarify the lawn Mate".

[cuppabillytea]

I've got an electric mower of the old plug in and dodge the lead as you mow variety. It came with the house when we bought it in 2013. I wear my steel caps when I use it as I ditched the catcher.(too tiny). I want a battery powered one but I don't need it. Could you people come up with a believable scenario whereby my mower could have an unfortunate fatal accident please?

[4bee]

I've got an electric mower of the old plug in and dodge the lead as you mow variety. It came with the house when we bought it in 2013. I wear my steel caps when I use it as I ditched the catcher.(too tiny). I want a battery powered one but I don't need it. Could you people come up with a believable scenario whereby my mower could have an unfortunate fatal accident please?

Take it to work & let it "fall" out of the boot into the Harbour. Who could possibly dispute that? Job done.

[Gav 110]

I've got an electric mower of the old plug in and dodge the lead as you mow variety. It came with the house when we bought it in 2013. I wear my steel caps when I use it as I ditched the catcher.(too tiny). I want a battery powered one but I don't need it. Could you people come up with a believable scenario whereby my mower could have an unfortunate fatal accident please?

Leave it on the lawn and turn the sprinklers on (bore water works best)
Won’t be long and you’ll be due for a new one