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[cuppabillytea]

Clearly it'll never work again when you want it to, but when it does work it'll come to boil in a flash.

I have two subteen kids. The kettle can do what it likes.

[Orkney 90]

Lets hope it doesn't go off the rails like lots of good kids when they become a teen!

I get paid to stay on the rails.

[DiscoMick]

They usually come back by their late teens, sometimes with their head shaved bald, which is not smart in a cold winter. There's a reason the Vikings were so hairy.

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[Lotz-A-Landies]

Eeeek A hairy Russell Hobbs kettle!

Don't know if I'd like a cuppa from that.

[cuppabillytea]

I didn't know Russell Hobbs was a Viking. Does your kettle cook Spam?

[discovery39]

Ah Spam. I like Spam. Spam with pickles on toast. Yum!

[Orkney 90]

Anything else on the menu?

[Lotz-A-Landies]

Ah Spam. I like Spam. Spam with pickles on toast. Yum!

Mine always uses a spam filter, don't notice if it also filters pickles?

Never seem to get pickles in my in-box so maybe it does.

[DiscoMick]

Eating spam is deliberately poisoning yourself.

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[discovery39]

Eating spam is deliberately poisoning yourself.

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No, they took the lead out of the tins.