Thread: I don't understand my wife!

The problem is, none of them come with instructions or a user manual. Nor is there any guarantee, expressed, implied or statutory.

I gave up when I got in trouble for using the cushions on the couch as opposed to just looking at them. Apparently they are chosen based on colour not their functionality.

Add to this the 8 cushions on the bed that have to be thrown on the floor each night and then get the pillows you use from the walk in robe. Next morning, put the functional pillow away and put the nice looking ones back on the bed.

Just smile and wave boys, smile and wave

What about the impractical white or light colors heaven help you if you get them dirty

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Originally Posted by cuppabillytea

I don't believe that there has ever been a man who understood his wife.

I thought I did, but I was mistaken.
cheers,
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I once purchased a lovely mood ring for my wife

When she was in a good mood it was Blue..

When she was in a bad mood it made a Red mark on my forehead..

Anyone trying to figure out their wife is wasting their time.

This may explain the difference:

I suppose life would be boring if we had our wives all figured out. Unpredictability can be appealing.

That's why we have Defenders