Thread: I don't understand my wife!

Originally Posted by d2dave

What is an LE print?

Yeah Limited Edition. They are all signed. Usually limited to between 200 and 900.
The Don Bradman ones are my sons prized possessions hand signed by the Don. He has conned a few others out of us such as the Doug Walters one and the Waugh collection.

We're in the middle of re-doing our bedroom furniture and Pocket Rocket is insisting that a picture of her Defender is going on the wall. I'm having to argue for mine to be included. She reckons Keswick doesn't match the decor.

Maybe if you paint the walls Keswick

Originally Posted by AndyG

Maybe if you paint the walls Keswick

Our Laundry cupboard is painted Keswick Green

Originally Posted by loneranger

We're in the middle of re-doing our bedroom furniture and Pocket Rocket is insisting that a picture of her Defender is going on the wall. I'm having to argue for mine to be included. She reckons Keswick doesn't match the decor.

Maybe put it on a white backing board?
Or, put it on the wall you look at most, away from the one she sees most.
Or tell her to sleep in the spare bedroom! (No, only joking).

Originally Posted by loneranger

We're in the middle of re-doing our bedroom furniture and Pocket Rocket is insisting that a picture of her Defender is going on the wall. I'm having to argue for mine to be included. She reckons Keswick doesn't match the decor.

You have absolutely no say in what happens in the bed room. You could suggest a picture of your two defenders together would be nice. Good luck.

I have put this up before elsewhere but I think it may be apt......

Once upon a time , a pilot asked a beautiful princess , "will you marry me?"

The princess said "no!"

and the pilot lived happily after

and flew fighters all over the world

and drove hot cars and Land Rovers

and chased skinny long legged big breasted flight attendants

and hunted and fished

and went to topless bars

and dated women half his age

and drank Wiehentpephaner german beer and Captain Morgan

and never heard bitching

and never paid child support or alimony

and kept his house and guns

and ate cold leftovers , potato chips and baked beans

and blew enormous farts

and never got cheated on while he was at work flying

and all his girlfriends and family thought he was friggin' cool

and he had lots of money in the bank to spend on his Land Rovers

and left the toilet seat up

the end

Oh really ramblingboy42. Which wife wouldn't allow all of these healthy activities?