I always thought, with only a bit of work, one of these would be suitable. already designed to keep people out.
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I always thought, with only a bit of work, one of these would be suitable. already designed to keep people out.
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Probably the brush hook in the middle would be the most effective:D
Well I'm at work so plenty of gear to sort out the odd zombie four foot breaker bar here to swing over there heads or the pump pack of brake clean and my durry lighter to burn em to death if I was going for a shot after work there would be a rifle in the safe in the car so I think I would fare ok
Zombies? They went back to school on Monday, all clear now until December.
(Personally, I find that playing a bit of Abba at high volume can be a very effective zombie repellent.)
Hey Saitch!
your a real prepper!
:clap2:
I'd go the diversion strategy. I have about 1000 students who could be sacrificed while I sneak out the back.
....well....you're a good friend....
....but....
.....if the zombies were chasing us I'd trip you......
for anyone else playing.
assume zombies as in the walking dead zombies.
Finally!
Within 3 steps is a large cast iron hat stand.
Or the knife rack
Or the drawer with the cleaver.
Upon termination of any zombies within the immediate area, plan goes into full effect.
Gather up local weapons, being our own firearms and bows, as well as suitable bladed implements, shovels, cricket bats, etc.
Go to SWMBOs, collect other implements plus fuel, vehicles, etc.
Hit schools cadet Q store for packs, climbing equipment, generators, star pickets, etc. Plus raid supply of MREs and other foodstuffs.
Gunstore will be far too popular, so probably wouldn't bother.
Link up with local comrades on outskirts of town, they've got guns, bows, silencers, etc.
Fight our way to Bunnings.
Looooots of fortifiable materials, large flood lights, proximity to local rescue helicopter depot (i.e right next to it), large flat roof for airborne extraction, regulated aisle structure internally to allow for simplified tactical elimination of undead within the facility. Small exits, with the exception of the trade entrance but this is easily barricaded.
Fortify position, begin to erect fortified structure within carpark. Establish overwatch on roof.
Small raiding parties can be establish to explore the possibility of other weapons, vehicles, fuel, etc. No point trying to beat the initial rush.
Hoard items like anti-bacterial hand wipes and liquids, as there's no time like a biological apocalypse to test the 'kills 99.99% of bacteria' claims.
Utilise bunnings facilities to modify vehicles suitable for high speed raids. I've always been curious about how a wire net around barwork would work, catch zombies in net, inflict damage from driving, bashing, etc. then they're tangled and can be dispatched at your leisure.
Also like to lure them into the local multi story car park, having rigged explosives on the support pillars. Lure them in, maybe with a HWP car with full lights and sirens, all the way to the top, bug out off the roof, detonate and hey presto, zombie sandwich on an industrial scale.
In other words, smack those undead mother****ers in the face with a cricket bat for as long as you can.
TL;DR version:
Take car
Go to Mum's
Kill Phillip (sorry)
Go to Liz
Pick her up
Go to the Winchester
Have a nice cold pint and wait for all this to blow over...