The Zombie apocolypse survival question(s)

maybe once,;)

reloads might be the issue.
imagine how many 38 or 45 cal rounds are sitting in drawers in america
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Because 'murica!
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I might be O.k, Have my Smith and Wesson HRT knife in the drawer next to me. Landy is a bit low on fuel but will still get a good 150-200km down the coast with the camper in tow, which has 60l of water and some canned food in it.

I have the Turn Undead ability.
So, come to my place and you'll be ok.
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Originally Posted by mikehzz

There's more to it than smell. You can't go around walking and talking normal no matter how smelly you are. An aimless shuffling walk with an expressionless vacant stare is vital. If you can make gurgling sounds it's a bonus. When impersonating a zombie, you better hope it's not a dancing zombie from a Michael Jackson Thriller video....dancing zombies are a tough ask. :)

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Well that explains Federal Parliament

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Originally Posted by mikehzz

There's more to it than smell. You can't go around walking and talking normal no matter how smelly you are. An aimless shuffling walk with an expressionless vacant stare is vital. If you can make gurgling sounds it's a bonus. When impersonating a zombie, you better hope it's not a dancing zombie from a Michael Jackson Thriller video....dancing zombies are a tough ask. :)

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This is good advice. I've survived many trips to Westfield by doing just this. I find if I act like them and avoid eye contact they all walk around me. They become more frenzied as Christmas gets closer and I find it's safer to shop online at that time of the year.

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Originally Posted by steane

This is good advice. I've survived many trips to Westfield by doing just this. I find if I act like them and avoid eye contact they all walk around me. They become more frenzied as Christmas gets closer and I find it's safer to shop online at that time of the year.

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That's very true. Lotta zombies lurking in shopping centres. Markets are safer.

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Originally Posted by korg20000bc

I have the Turn Undead ability.
So, come to my place and you'll be ok.
https://www.aulro.com/afvb/images/im...015/10/548.jpg

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Good train of thought.... I wonder where I can buy "Thor's Hammer" or maybe get some of that gammar radiation that Hulk had.....

gammer radiation??

be gone zombie.
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After gathering the wife and kids ...only because they would make a great zombie platter i would head to the nearest cop shop (Coolum) and raid the armoury for small arms, head to the nearest hospital and load up on all required medicines and first aid items, then head to Enoggerra and grab a Bushmaster or ASLAV. Then make our way to an island (preferably in the Whitsundays). All the way fighting through the Zombie hordes. I think the real problem in a Zombie Apocalypse would be the humanity that hasn't succumb to Zombieism. Everyone would be thinking of the one thing, survival and doing whatever it is that they would have to do to survive. Treachery would be the
demonstrated human trait of the time. Trust no one!