Thread: What`s that Skippy? Lost?

Originally Posted by Hall

If it stays any longer it will roo the day it came here...
Cheers Hall

I think the seriousness of the incident means the pun is a bit poor, Hally!

I really think you should hop to it and redeem yourself.. You wont catch the rest of us making jokes about the situation


I assume when you went outside the first time and saw the Roo you exclaimed
something like "Wallaby damned! its a Roo!"

Must be terrible knowing he is just a Hop Step and Jump from freedom...

If you cannot work out how he got in there maybe you should look at him very closely, then check the back yard for a big blue English Police call box, I think its Dr ROO!

You say it isnt fully grown?,, maybe its a lazy roo, you know a pouch potato..?

There is a few things you can check out to see how old the roo is..

What kind of music does the kangaroo listen to?
If its young = Hip Hop
If its a sophisticated kangaroo = Hopera.
Fitness fanatic older kangaroos wear ............. Jumpsuits!

if I can help anymore just give me a call...

Originally Posted by Hall

If it stays any longer it will roo the day it came here...
Cheers Hall

i think you're hopping to a conclusion.

what do you get if you cross a sheep and a kangaroo?

a woolly jumper.

[ame]http://www.kangaroo-industry.asn.au/recipes/D3842_Kangaroo_Cookbook.pdf[/ame]

If it can hop in it can also hop out, once it's finished eating your juicy garden and lawn.
Meanwhile you could adopt it as a pet.

Skippy has moved on.
Cheers Hall

Originally Posted by Hall

Skippy has moved onto the frying pan.

yum!