What's your special 'Super Power'!

Snoring,Im the best.
Tailslide Ron had a crack at knocking me off over the last few days.He may have won the fishing comp with a solo tailor but I won the snoring comp.
Much to Aarons disgust,the 2 of us had him packing his swag and sleeping on the village green at the caravan park adjacent to the womens toilets.I think he was chasing peace and heaven:p:p:p:p:p:p:p:p:p:p
Andrew

I can eat faster than my shadow.
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Originally Posted by lebanon

I can transform any 10 grams of food into one kilo of extra weight.

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Originally Posted by lebanon

I can eat faster than my shadow.
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You have similar powers to me. :D

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Originally Posted by bacicat

You have similar powers to me. :D

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May the Force be with you!

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Originally Posted by barney

I have two, one is to always manage to find a parking spot either right outside or very close to where I need to be, the other is being able to pick the fastest line at the supermarket or bar or whatever, I'll be in the other one.

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I always manage to find a park right out side the shop even with a trailer. It ****es SWMBO off.:)

I call it a "Kojac Park"

On the other hand, I always pick the slowest line at the supermarket.:(

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Originally Posted by The ho har's

Glad I don't shop with you... I HATE avocados

Mrs hh:angel:

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Was never a big fan of them myself until I read this.

12 Proven Benefits of Avocado (No. 5 is Very Impressive)

I have now acquired the taste for them. My daily breakfast is now sourdough toast with Vegemite and Avocado. Love it.

I'm an expert at ignoring my wife, apparently. Either that or I have remote-controlled deafness.

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Originally Posted by incisor

****ing people off :angel:

it seems....

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Originally Posted by Eevo

my powers are superior to yours :p

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There's a few on here with that particular superpower. I'll put my hand up and say I have that particular ability along with the ability to not give a **** if I do upset people. :D:D:D

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Originally Posted by loneranger

There's a few on here with that particular superpower. I'll put my hand up and say I have that particular ability along with the ability to not give a **** if I do upset people. :D:D:D

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you upset people??? :p

Excuses is mine sadly, why not to go for a run, why not to go fishing, why not to tell a fool to - well you know, why not make the kids, staff others do that work, .........
Greatest at why not to do what I want to do or say :angel: