The evidence...
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I have recently received a number of anonymously sent unsolicited packages in the mail.
The first was handed to me when I was in hospital recently just before an emergency surgery, I was less than cheery at the time...
Inside there was no card, no message, no hint of the sender...
The parcel contained... A t shirt, mystified I opened the t shirt up the see emblasoned on the front the words " I'm Jeff Stevens"
This cheered me up quite a bit as it reminded me of a funny favourite "skit" by comedian Eddie Izzard.
For those who don't know... Watch this... I'll wait until your finished...
[ame]https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=t6740mzHqg0[/ame]
Everyone I questioned denied all knowledge...
The 2nd unsolicited parcel arrived on my birthday, again a nondescript parcel with no identification or hints...
Inside a fancy cardboard box, tied with a gold ribbon. Inside that box was a card, opening it all I could see was the small text saying "Don't look so surprised mate" again unsigned!
The box also contained a t shirt, I opened the t shirt up somewhat curious as to what it could be...
It said " Ride the lightning". Again a term known to me as it relates to tools at my workplace....
This video may help explain.... Again, I'll wait, off you go.... If I'm not here when you get back tap the screen I'll just be grabbing a coffee...
[ame]https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=ZfKWVrXKbn0[/ame]
I'll be wearing that to work under my shirt
Again everyone I accus... Err .. asked denied all knowledge
So all is calm, then yesterday, it happened again....
Another nondescript post bag addressed to me....
No return address...
Inside this one was a card....
This one told me to " get well meow".
Again a reference to a very amusing movie scene...
This one though also advised me my accusatio.... I mean questioning had been incorrect as they "wouldn't be caught dead in Whyalla".
And it was signed "Anon"
The parcel again contained a t shirt which has written across the front,
"Not so funny meow, is it?"
Again I was amused and confused...
The reason I was amused is attached here, take your time and watch it, I'm still drinking this coffee..
[ame]https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=NZkKsGtrW88[/ame]
Also in this parcel was something serious, 2 "Australian Thin Blue Line patches"
More about them here...
https://www.google.com.au/search?q=a...&client=safari
A serious side... As it also represents those lost on or because of duty...
Back to it though!
So, examining the facts am I to assume that I am the target of this, possibly the worlds first "post by shirting"!???
I have my suspects, I believe it may relate to conversations had around a campfire at Melrose,
and at Port Germain,
and on the trials track,
and the adventure track,
And the dinner
And the G4 challenge
and the bridal track,
and..... Damn....
I will be continuing my investigations.....
The reason for this thread?
I shall be asking for any known clues, hints or evidence to be submitted to this thread...
Also have YOU received any unsolicited mail anonymously that may relate to this thread / investigation? Post away, tell me what and why...
I have asked my assistant, who for ease of use I shall call Dr Watson to examine all the items for clues... I shall keep you posted on my progress...
Time to confess if you are involved?
Don't make me deal the cards!
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(REMLR 235/MVCA 9) 80" -'49.(RUST), -'50 & '52. (53-parts) 88" -57 s1, -'63 -s2a -GS x 2-"Horrie"-112-769, "Vet"-112-429(-Vietnam-PRE 1ATF '65) ('66, s2a-as UN CIVPOL), Hans '73- s3 109" '56 s1 x2 77- s3 van (gone)& '12- 110
The evidence...
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(REMLR 235/MVCA 9) 80" -'49.(RUST), -'50 & '52. (53-parts) 88" -57 s1, -'63 -s2a -GS x 2-"Horrie"-112-769, "Vet"-112-429(-Vietnam-PRE 1ATF '65) ('66, s2a-as UN CIVPOL), Hans '73- s3 109" '56 s1 x2 77- s3 van (gone)& '12- 110
None of the post marks were Queensland, so I'm off the hook. If it's any help, I can post you some hessian jocks, anonymously if you prefer.
If you don't like trucks, stop buying stuff.
wow, free gifts and he's still complaining,,![]()
"How long since you've visited The Good Oil?"
'93 V8 Rossi
'97 to '07. sold.![]()
'01 V8 D2
'06 to 10. written off.
'03 4.6 V8 HSE D2a with Tornado ECM
'10 to '21
'16.5 RRS SDV8
'21 to Infinity and Beyond!
1988 Isuzu Bus. V10 15L NA Diesel
Home is where you park it..
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you have a secret admirer - within the brotherhood I would expect
(most of us aren't rich enough to do such a thing and we know neither the language nor the handshake)
I blame Muppet. Didn't his Uni course give him the secrets?
Ron B.
VK2OTC
2003 L322 Range Rover Vogue 4.4 V8 Auto
2007 Yamaha XJR1300
Previous: 1983, 1986 RRC; 1995, 1996 P38A; 1995 Disco1; 1984 V8 County 110; Series IIA
RIP Bucko - Riding on Forever
Secret Santa?
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and what will you do when...if...you solve this shirty dillemma?
Operation Cover Up?
If you don't like trucks, stop buying stuff.
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