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    The things women buy

    I went shopping today with the good wife. She said she wanted to go to Myers, so I went in with her. She then said she needed a new bra..my goodness...racks and racks of these strange looking things. Available in almost any colour. There was one lot which looked like rubber. The tag said that it would give up to 200% boost (not turbo). She looked around for about 20 minutes looking for the correct style and size. I told her she should have gone to the Hestia section first as they Hold Every Size Tit In Australia. She chose some generic brands but couldn't decide on the "OVER THE SHOULDER BOULDER HOLDER" style or the "DOUBLE WHOPPER FLOPPER" style. She armed herself with 3 units and proceeded to the fitting room. While she was there a young sales lady approached me and asked if she could help me. With a straight face I asked her did they stock extra large single cup units to help support my stomach. I thought I had caused her demise because she went red in the face and couldn't breathe for a couple of minutes. She had tears streaming down her face. But she did recover and shook her head in disbelief. Myers don't have a fishing department.
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    Ean Austral Guest
    Lucky she didn't bring you a mankini with that discription

    Cheers Ean

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ean Austral View Post
    Lucky she didn't bring you a mankini with that discription

    Cheers Ean

    Yes, lucky for us!!!


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    With friends like you guys, who needs enemies!
    Jim VK2MAD
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    I had a similar excursion last week in K Mart with the wife and daughter in law. I had to recover by going to the men's section and buying a shirt and shorts.

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    This may explain the situation

    Women shopping vs Men Shopping - GIF on Imgur
    Chenz
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    Quote Originally Posted by DiscoMick View Post
    I had a similar excursion last week in K Mart with the wife and daughter in law. I had to recover by going to the men's section and buying a shirt and shorts.

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    I never go,particularly if they are buying clothes......

    There is nothing more boring and frustrating...

    Learnt that about 40yrs ago

    But i don't mind going to the shops for other reasons,groceries,etc

    The scenery is often quite pleasing to the eye,particularly this time of the year.

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    Mine is known as 'The Minister for Pointless Purchases '.
    If you don't like trucks, stop buying stuff.
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    Last time I was home I went shopping with SWMBO.
    After a while she said "You don't seem interested in this?"

    When I replied "Duh!!!" she got all cranky?

    Women think funny!

    Jonesfam

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    Quote Originally Posted by V8Ian View Post
    Mine is known as 'The Minister for Pointless Purchases '.
    Ha Ha,mine seems to come back with as we call it,**** we don't need

    The reply is often,it was on special...

    Yer but who gives a flying ****,if we don't need it,we don't want it.....

    Oh well,the joys of life

    Things could be worse..

    She does love that D4....

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