Thread: The things women buy

I went shopping today with the good wife. She said she wanted to go to Myers, so I went in with her. She then said she needed a new bra..my goodness...racks and racks of these strange looking things. Available in almost any colour. There was one lot which looked like rubber. The tag said that it would give up to 200% boost (not turbo). She looked around for about 20 minutes looking for the correct style and size. I told her she should have gone to the Hestia section first as they Hold Every Size Tit In Australia. She chose some generic brands but couldn't decide on the "OVER THE SHOULDER BOULDER HOLDER" style or the "DOUBLE WHOPPER FLOPPER" style. She armed herself with 3 units and proceeded to the fitting room. While she was there a young sales lady approached me and asked if she could help me. With a straight face I asked her did they stock extra large single cup units to help support my stomach. I thought I had caused her demise because she went red in the face and couldn't breathe for a couple of minutes. She had tears streaming down her face. But she did recover and shook her head in disbelief. Myers don't have a fishing department.

Originally Posted by V8Ian

Mine is known as 'The Minister for Pointless Purchases '.

Ha Ha,mine seems to come back with as we call it,**** we don't need

The reply is often,it was on special...

Yer but who gives a flying ****,if we don't need it,we don't want it.....

Oh well,the joys of life

Things could be worse..

She does love that D4....