Chewing on a bullet was de rigueur in the doctor's surgery, in the old wild west shows.[smilebigeye]Quote:
Originally Posted by 3toes
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Chewing on a bullet was de rigueur in the doctor's surgery, in the old wild west shows.[smilebigeye]Quote:
Originally Posted by 3toes
Chewing on lead pellets, that’s worse than being an electrician chewing on electrical cable, unbeknown to him that it contains lead
Lead poisoning in an electrician: a bad substitute for a bad habit - PubMed
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Originally Posted by Saitch
As was the slug he pulled out of one's shoulder. "**** Doc, that hurt. Now can I have that Jelly Bean, black if you have one."
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Nicknames for the apprentice:
Which one do you have?
"Wicket keeper" - puts on gloves and stands back
"Harvey Norman" - 3 years no interest
"Grenade" - waiting for him to pull the pin
"Sensor light" - only works if someone walks past
"Blister" - appears when the hard work is done
"Showbag" - full of ****
"Seaweed" - floats around all day and stinks
"Lantern" - not very bright, and has to be carried
"Penguin" - always on the ice
"Deck chair" - always folds under pressure
"G-spot" - you can never find him
"2-stroke" - hard to get started, and always smokes
"Morphine" - slow moving dope
"Bushranger" - holds everyone up
PS had to remove a couple of nicknames to keep up with the G rating
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Had a truck driver from a company we used the other drivers called him Side Light ( not as bright as some)
One of my apprentices we call Wombat, he’s a bit of a ladies man
He’ll take the whole family out for dinner, has a couple of beers and a good chat to the young lasses old man, Eats roots, shoots and leaves
Moves on to the next grassy patch
