Me: Please bring me a screwdriver.
Girl: Flat head, Phillips, or Vodka?
And that was when I knew she was the one.
Printable View
Me: Please bring me a screwdriver.
Girl: Flat head, Phillips, or Vodka?
And that was when I knew she was the one.
Not funny but certainly interesting.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N072VXkJym4
Seen on FullFatRR:
Attachment 182125
Quote:
Originally Posted by scarry
Stored under a tree indeed. Doesn't mention it was a deciduous tree & shed leaves for 25 years.[bigrolf]
:rulez:Or that the Fruit Bats lived in the tree and crapped all over it[biggrin]Quote:
Originally Posted by 4bee
Gotta be the worse stuff that falls out of the sky,that is unless it was parked under a Pelican's nest.[bigrolf]
It also didn't mention the herd of local Pachyderms that being attracted to the smell of Bat **** crapped on top of said **** as a token of Inclusion just to align themselves with todays wokeness.Quote:
Originally Posted by scarry
:BigThumb::Rolling::Rolling:
You mean these? Although I fear there are a few letters missing from this one's alphabet.Quote:
Originally Posted by 4bee
Attachment 182130
Or a pine tree that has dripped salt over the car the whole time it was parked there
