Thread: Conundrums

Originally Posted by ramblingboy42

I keep a coathanger in the glove box ...in case I lock my keys in the car.

What's the point in that?
My mother used to keep the spare key in the glovebox. When my kids were little, she had a routine of visiting, but leaving not long after lunch, to beat the traffic. Three consecutive weeks she locked the keys in the car and had to wait for me to get home from work, to break into the car.

Someone suggested I leave my windows down in case I lock myself out....

Just leave it unlocked....

My Mother, MSRIP, called me once and said "Billy help me. I'm locked out of the house."

I said "Mum I'm 20 Miles of Broken Bay doing 3.5 Knots towing a Barge. I can't do much from here."

"I don't care." Se said "Get here as quick as you can."

You've gotta Love 'em.

Where do all the lost coat hangers go? How do they get milk into a coconut?
Cheers Hall

those 3 little holes in the top.....some coconut perverts run around drilling those holes then fill it with coconut milk then plug the holes back up.

Originally Posted by ramblingboy42

those 3 little holes in the top.....some coconut perverts run around drilling those holes then fill it with coconut milk then plug the holes back up.

"Coconut perverts"
Should I be afraid of these?

Are there really 'coconut perverts'?