Thread: Conundrums

Originally Posted by Eevo

no, thats cause of the tail winds

Naah, centrifugal force from the world disc spinning. Incidentally, whose job is it to grease the bearing at the north pole?

Originally Posted by bee utey

Incidentally, whose job is it to grease the bearing at the north pole?

Laurie's closest, sane or not.

Originally Posted by bee utey

Naah, centrifugal force from the world disc spinning. Incidentally, whose job is it to grease the bearing at the north pole?

oh right, my mistake.


doesnt santa do it 364 days a year?

Originally Posted by cripesamighty

Its not specified in the location bar.....merely antipodean, which sounds about right for most of us!

'antipodean' means the opposite side of the planet.....

Isn't the bearing for the North and South Poles sealed?

Also, it's a conundrum that kissing is so popular. After all, our mouths are the dirtiest part of our bodies, so kissing involves the exchange of huge numbers of bacteria, as anyone who has caught the flu from kissing a sick person knows. Why would anyone want to exchange bacteria?

Originally Posted by Fifth Columnist

'antipodean' means the opposite side of the planet.....

Yes, well, we probably are polar opposites to most of the rest of the planet....... Thank goodness.

Originally Posted by DiscoMick

Isn't the bearing for the North and South Poles sealed?

Also, it's a conundrum that kissing is so popular. After all, our mouths are the dirtiest part of our bodies, so kissing involves the exchange of huge numbers of bacteria, as anyone who has caught the flu from kissing a sick person knows. Why would anyone want to exchange bacteria?

Depends where you kiss the person.

Besides, it's fun!