Thread: If Land Rover was an Airline

I think it would be very much my longtime favorite Air Nuigini

Customer Service
Incapable of answering the phone or an email
but face to face:
Every international flight turns into a red wine drinking contest, how much can they pour
The only Airline i have ever seen bring pizza into the departure lounge when an international flight is delayed

Reliability
The schedule is a work of fiction, PX108 aka 10late, but you always get there ...................eventually

Respect for heritage
They have a DC3 mounted on a pole outside H.O, my old man put it there

Part of society
We have a word, its a form of endearment TANGFU Typical Air NiuGini FU

They have character, they have soul, they are incredibly frustrating, I love them.

I note REX is trying very hard to steal the mantle

The plane I was on would have crashed and burned years ago,,
people would have come from miles around to pick over the carcass and generally **** on the remains,,
spare parts suppliers would shut for the day in mourning,,
The crash investigators would blame the pilot and the remains buried on Paupers Hill.