Out of the mouths of babes.

saw a vid the other day, can't post it here due to language,
An adorable 3 yr old, butter wouldn't melt in her mouth little girl is looking out the kitchen window. She alerts her mother of a. goat in the back yard.

I wonder who this parrot picked this up from/

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Girl casually says , "there's a ****ing goat"


Mother says in loud voice " IT'S JUST A GOAT"

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Girl rebuts - "no it's a ****ing goat

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Dad?

No, it's a toggenburg goat😆
Don.

I was telling my 4 year old grand daughter about an incident up at my farm with a brown snake. I said "It ran between my legs and I jumped out of the road." She said, "Lucky you jumped Poppy, it could have gone up your leg and into your vagina". We all had to bite our lips to stop from bursting out in laughter.

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Originally Posted by Chenz

I was telling my 4 year old grand daughter about an incident up at my farm with a brown snake. I said "It ran between my legs and I jumped out of the road." She said, "Lucky you jumped Poppy, it could have gone up your leg and into your vagina". We all had to bite our lips to stop from bursting out in laughter.

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Thats an absolute cracker that one..
[bigrolf]

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Originally Posted by Roverlord off road spares

saw a vid the other day, can't post it here due to language,
An adorable 3 yr old, butter wouldn't melt in her mouth little girl is looking out the kitchen window. She alerts her mother of a. goat in the back yard.

I wonder who this parrot picked this up from/

Attachment 177426
Girl casually says , "there's a ****ing goat"


Mother says in loud voice " IT'S JUST A GOAT"

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Girl rebuts - "no it's a ****ing goat

Attachment 177428

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A mate of mine had a parrot that would say that word all the time,it wouldnt shut up.
Eventually someone left the cage door open,and it flew off, never to be seen again.

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Originally Posted by scarry

A mate of mine had a parrot that would say that word all the time,it wouldnt shut up.
Eventually someone left the cage door open,and it flew off, never to be seen again.

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Just effed off really.

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Originally Posted by scarry

A mate of mine had a parrot that would say that word all the time,it wouldnt shut up.
Eventually someone left the cage door open,and it flew off, never to be seen again.

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When l was a kid my neighbour had a talking cage galah. (the poor thing had lost some toes caused by cotton tangled around from torment of the neighbours kids).
We gifted it but it had bad habit of using it's beak to climb up my bare legs when i wore shorts. It started biting so you couldnt let iy out the cage.

We knew a couple in Castlemaine Vic who had avaries with galahs and cockatoos so we retired it there. The woman was always calling her husband 'a bloody bastard'.
Well the galah picked that up and taught all the other galahs and cockies those words. in the end every time the husband went past the avaries a symphony of birds would call in a bloody bastard. The galah lived out it's years and died of old age.

every pub years ago had a swearing Galah or Cockatoo in the beer garden.

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Originally Posted by ramblingboy42

every pub years ago had a swearing Galah or Cockatoo in the beer garden.

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A small flock of swearing Galahs gather around a table every evening for half a dozen schooners at a pub not far from here.

Their calls haven't changed in 30 years.

DL