Thread: Out of the mouths of babes.

Miss Grade One (now 40 yo), was picked up from school instead of catching the bus.
On seeing a charabang from the same fleet stated
"There's a bus like mine, but it has different writing on its forehead."

Mike 2 1/2 yo, gets bitten by a bull ant on the thigh...

Dad, once he works out what happened " Oh that bastard ant just bit you"

Two weeks later, after reading the three billy goats gruff to Mike:

"Dad, that troll, is a real bastard"


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Mike, when talking about the fact he has a new baby brother..and mum had stitches on her belly:

"did a big, big man got him out with a sharp knife that had claws on it?"

Grandson (6yo) at tea table with gran & grandad conversationally states .................... "girls farts don't smell but boys farts do".

Grandad managed to keep a straight face until grandma completely cracked up.

Deano

Originally Posted by V8Ian

No doubt Mitch will manage to twist it

Don't you worry... the cogs are turning.
Just trying to find the right ratio of G rated and double entendre to make it interesting for the punters.

Originally Posted by Toxic_Avenger

Don't you worry... the cogs are turning.
Just trying to find the right ratio of G rated and double entendre to make it interesting for the punters.

do try

Strathpine Road out side St Pauls School used to be an avenue of poinsettia trees from the river to the crest of the hill. We were crossing the flats, approaching the school after the council had given the trees a severe trimming when Miss 4 exclaimed "Oh look, they've put in a new hill."

With a coy look, she stood there twirling her golden locks "I've got something in my pants for you"
Plot twist: She was 3. Toilet training sucks.

My American niece, at a similar age, in similar circumstances "Its your fault Mom, you know I'm not toilet trained!"