Thread: Out of the mouths of babes.

To my young niece I was her 'Upsidedown Uncle' - Bald on top with a beard below!

Originally Posted by Toxic_Avenger

Well according to the Beards, if your dad doesn't have a beard, you've got two mums...

The good news though; one of them has a job.

First day of school for Master 4- he actually starts Prep next year but the invite to a sort of Pre-Prep for an hour this afternoon. This saw him sneaking up stairs with his big sister this morning. Putting her uniform on and both getting ready for school! At the big event a entertaining Gent was sing and dancing way with Master 4 and several good friends from kindergarten right at the front. The entertainer was telling of his owns sons dream to dance and reaching his dreams to now be dancing for the Australian ballet. "Hang on to your dreams" he said to the kids!

All were silent except Master 4 who piped up with a thoughtful response “I had a bad dream” to much mirth.

Lachy at age 5 on the way to Kindie. First intersection blocked by queueing traffic. "
They're all ****ing clowns dad".... *Insert a word of you choice meaning copulating here.
"Really Lachy." I say. "That's what you called them yesterday." He replied.
Mum was not impressed.

Dad that boys got a mans head! Youngest son referring to a midget.

Our 4 boys lifting timber into a tree to build a tree house.
Wilma (Yes, a boy) is up the tree trying to drag up huge lumps of wood.
Sits in the fork of the tree & says "I'm to old for this ****!"

He is 12.

Jonesfam

It was funny though.

Our 9 year old girl was throwing a balloon full water into the air & catching it.
She was trying to do this without it bursting.
When it did burst & covered her in water she said
"That was a U-tube Fail"

Jonesfam