Thread: If I were King or Queen - I would.....

Originally Posted by johntins

And eunuchs. I nominate ...., no, better not.

That's a job you nominate other blokes for, like the ones who keep pinching your parking spot, or the wife's bum.

Originally Posted by strangy

I know - right

Go for it, you know you want to



Id make telemarketing an illegal activity.

Even better make it a hanging offence. Make it also apply to door knockers like 7 Day Bike riders, and those annoying door knockers trying to get you to switch power companies, telephone companies etc.

Originally Posted by johntins

And eunuchs. I nominate ...., no, better not.

And eunuchs, castrate the lot of them I proclaim that'll teach 'em

A harem doesn't have to be about sex, it just means a part of a residence reserved for females. Nomadic societies had a separate tent for females. Men were not allowed in, but were expected to guard the harem from intruders. It made females safer.

Originally Posted by DiscoMick

A harem doesn't have to be about sex, it just means a part of a residence reserved for females. Nomadic societies had a separate tent for females. Men were not allowed in, but were expected to guard the harem from intruders. It made females safer.

Killjoy!