Then there is the story about the blond in NY with the $200k Porsche who needed an emergency loan of $1k to go to London for a month to sort out family schizz.
A bank took the car as collateral and gave her the $1k. Away she went.
Upon return she went to the bank to repay the loan with interest ($20), pick up the car, and was questioned.
Bank said 'we've checked you out and you have millions, why did you need the loan?'.
She said 'cheapest secure parking in NY for a month'.
cheers, DL
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