Thread: Today is National Tell A Lie Day or maybe I made that up.

If you hang around a gun shop for any length of time you will hear lots of pathological liars. Amazing how many were, or who's best friend, was in the SAS. This pedigree of course prefaces them displaying their excellent "knowledge" of all things. And by excellent I mean 'complete lack of'.

Oh and someone once told me that the public service would be a rewarding career. Bastard.

if you really was national tell a lie day, then you just told the truth and failed.
but if today isnt actually national tell a lie day, then you lied and you shouldn't have.

Back in the (19)50-60s my Dad worked with a fellow nicknamed Blackcat, because if you had a black cat, he had a blacker one. Before each shift, the blokes would pick a subject to discuss, amusing themselves with Blackcat's tall tales. One day the subject was about files. The conversation turned to how big files could be. Blackcat claimed to have used a file so big that it had a handle in the middle.
This story may or may not be truthful.

I'm selling off all my vehicles. I've had enough.
Best offers, please.

Oh, I'm keeping the Camry.

^^^

Originally Posted by Mick_Marsh

I'm selling off all my vehicles. I've had enough.
Best offers, please.

Oh, I'm keeping the Camry.

You left a bit out, Mick.
'And I'm joining the Camry forum. '

Originally Posted by OneOff

^^^

Damned good point.

In that case, Ron will delete the post soon for selling in the main forum.

Originally Posted by V8Ian

You left a bit out, Mick.
'And I'm joining the Camry forum. '

Hey, Ian, I joined that years ago.

It's odd, you know, some people can get passionate about the beigest of motor vehicles.