Thread: Bit of Biffo

Hi Guys
Something I havent indulge in forat least 15 years maybe more.A bit of biffo at the pub.
A shearing contractor who has apparently held a grudge for over a year about the breakup of a best mate of mine and his missus decided last nite at closing time was the time to extract his punishment.All my shire mates were rotten (shire do at a local pub) but I wasnt luckily,as the different brand of beer we were drinking and a big feed bloated me and I wasnt into skulling the booze like it wasnt been made any more.
The local hero,who is well known for his king hits got stuck into me about this 12month old grudge.I wasnt a willing participant but after a blow that made me see stars,I got into it,aparently I returned 2 rapid fire left hooks and then grabed him and slamed him down grabbed him by the throat and rubbed his face in the gravel.
Mistake was I let him go,he grabbed at my face and eye gouged me like any hero shearer does to a poor defenceless sheep.
Now I was really ****ed,got up grabbed the blokes throat as tightly as I could and he ACCIDENTLY made contact with a brick wall with his head.Poor sheep pluckers eyes were bulging cruel.Probably very luckily for me,as I pulled him off the offending wall and before he possibly made contact again at much greater force an equally big as me workmate intervened and stopped me.I dare say if he hadnt,his head may have been inside the wall.
2 workmates watched on,one a shearer himself.They didnt intervene at all,I was ****ting myself as Ive seen this local hero in action.
After the split up,the shearer workmate who is a top bloke congradulated me on my efforts."Well done mate,you can handle yourself pretty well,I havent seen many people clean him up"
When my workmates came out they thought I was history fighting with this bloke,but couldnt work out why I was OK,3 people now said they saw what was going on,the guy needed a good sort out and I was handing that out so they let it run.
I HATE FIGHTING AND I DONT GO TO PUBS BECAUSE OF THIS BUT IT ACTUALLY GAVE ME A BUZZ TO SORT THIS WINKER OUT I WAS WARNED ABOUT 12 MONTHS AGO.
Andrew

On ya Andy.
Too many of these clowns around.
8O 8O