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    April Fools Stories

    When I was in the army, our clerk gave the Sgt-Major a message to ring Colonel Saunders with the number of the nearest Kentucky Fried Chicken store. I think he rang it a couple of times before he realised.

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    I note there is a news article about Bribie Island getting a 2nd bridge.

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    Quote Originally Posted by pop058 View Post
    I note there is a news article about Bribie Island getting a 2nd bridge.
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    Virgin Australia has today launched Spin Class, the world’s first in-flight cycling studio. The revolutionary new cabin class allows passengers to burn calories on board during long haul international flights.


    Passengers can even earn Velocity Points for every kilometre they cycle, as well as carbon offsetting their flights along the way. Exclusive in-flight change rooms are available so you can freshen up afterwards.


    Virgin Active Cycle Head Coach, Emma Masters said: “Our team at Virgin Active are used to running Spin Classes at ground level, but we’re thrilled to have partnered with Virgin Australia, and over the past year we have been busy designing the ultimate spin class in the sky.


    “Each Spin Class has been designed to achieve optimal in-flight heart rate and maximum calorie after-burn in the case of the Jetlag Buster and Spin & Sleep classes. For those looking to relax, the Cruise in the Clouds options provides a more laidback workout.”
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    Being Easter and 1st of April we played a tricked on our kids, got some mini Easter and unwrapped them, then used the foil to wrap some grapes and spread them around the house for the egg hunt .
    Miss 14yo wasn't impressed.
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    After updating the Deliveroo app to the latest version, customers will have access to two brand new forms of in-app food sampling — smell and taste — so you can flick through your favourite restaurants’ menus and get a whiff of what’s on offer before you commit to purchasing.




    Deliveroo said the new update was released in response to customer feedback that making a decision around what to order has become increasingly difficult, due to the huge selection of choice on the platform.
    The Deliveroo Try Before You Buy smell and taste feature is available to all customers from April 1 at no extra cost.
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    Quote Originally Posted by loanrangie View Post
    Being Easter and 1st of April we played a tricked on our kids, got some mini Easter and unwrapped them, then used the foil to wrap some grapes and spread them around the house for the egg hunt .
    Miss 14yo wasn't impressed.
    We hid about 8 little eggs all around in the garden for the grandkids.

    The dog sniffed them all out,every friggin one of them and ate them alfoil and all

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    Quote Originally Posted by scarry View Post
    We hid about 8 little eggs all around in the garden for the grandkids.

    The dog sniffed them all out,every friggin one of them and ate them alfoil and all
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    Lexus has developed a system to customised your car to your genetic profile. Some might prefer licking the steering wheel to start but I'll stick with a dongle for the moment.

    Genetic Select by Lexus - YouTube
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    I'm reasonably sure this is an April Fools gotcha.

    Inventors say their 'smart' cricket ball will stump tamperers
    I’m pretty sure the dinosaurs died out when they stopped gathering food and started having meetings to discuss gathering food

    A bookshop is one of the only pieces of evidence we have that people are still thinking

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