Thread: GOMS

As a cosmetically challenged, follically difficient, over weight and over 60 gentleman I have recently noticed an increase in GOMS symptoms. Little things that I never used to worry about I now find very irritating and I find myself disagreeing with people just for the sake of it.
Examples:
What is it with hair gel? Maybe passable for under 10 year olds but I’ve seen people 40+ wearing it.
Why does 95% of the population need to be fiddling with the phone all the time? Surely people can get although a meal at a restaurant without taking a photo of the fish n chips and posting it to a website? Apparently not it seems.
Whats the attraction to deadlocks, big hair and pony tails?
Am I the only person without tattoos?
I tried yoga for a more relaxed mindset and harmony with my fellow beings. After doing 2 sessions I now know everything the is to know including Dagwood dogs and baggy pants but it hasn’t helped. I feel I need to seek medical intervention, there must be some medication or behavioural guidance to reduce the growing problem of Grumpy Old Man Syndrome? Can it be helped with medication?

And remember, a gentleman never high fives or fist bumps. A gentleman always calls his friends by their name or a well thought out and significant or comedic nick name, never bro, bud or solid.

Originally Posted by bblaze

drugs of choose would have to be a shot or 2 of whisky or a puff or 2 on a joint, use either until you feel the mellowing effect
cheers
blaze

Space cakes are so much nicer. No coughing .