Thread: Neighbours, who fricken needs em

Originally posted by FenianEel+--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(FenianEel)</div><div class='quotemain'><!--QuoteBegin-Ace
Its I like pink how you get shafted because some arse wants to be unreasonable

8O 8O 8O :? :?

What the?

Ace, stay calm, have a lie down



















and stop smoking crack!![/b][/quote]

where the hell did i type that? 8O

That's a good idea Phoenix. Come on fellas, thinking caps on and lets have some really good nasty ideas I can put into practice without being caught, hopefully.
I must admit that I sometimes think it'll be worth doing time for that bastard but then luckily I think again.
Growing older slows you down a bit but in these circumstances I think it's best to be patient!
Alan H.

Originally posted by Ace+--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(Ace)</div><div class='quotemain'>

Originally posted by FenianEel@
<!--QuoteBegin-Ace

Its I like pink how you get shafted because some arse wants to be unreasonable

8O 8O 8O :? :?

What the?

Ace, stay calm, have a lie down



















and stop smoking crack!!

where the hell did i type that? 8O[/b][/quote]

Not that I needed another reason, but I am so glad I live on acreage and cannot see my neighbours all 2 of them . Not that I am anti social by any means :wink: , but just reading stuff like that makes my blood boil. There was something similiar on one of the current affairs shows recently, and luckily it wasnt me as that sort of rubbish I have zero tolerance for. Without knowing the legal aspects to it, but having faced similiar situations in business, one has 2 choices. Bow down, take it in the hooty and wear it with the concept that in the long run one will be better off ( ie weighing up the overall hassle etc) or the other option is to get legal representation and take to it like a pitbull terrier as the inbetween option of mediation doesnt seem to have been a winner. I have used both options at different times, its a matter of weighing up the pros and cons. Either way best of luck mate,

Regards

Stevo

Originally posted by AlanH
That's a good idea Phoenix. Come on fellas, thinking caps on and lets have some really good nasty ideas I can put into practice without being caught, hopefully.
I must admit that I sometimes think it'll be worth doing time for that bas**rd but then luckily I think again.
Growing older slows you down a bit but in these circumstances I think it's best to be patient!
Alan H.

Start with standard stuff - order pizzas dialling 1831 before your number, give them his name, address and number.
Then call Taxi's, hookers, trucks of gardening material to his house.
Organise an arborist to cut his trees.
Then call the Opshops, with his details, tell them you're getting divorced and they can come and collect the TV, DVD, washing machine, fridge etc.
Get some roundup and write nice words on front lawn, you know the 4 letter variety. Or a w*nker lives here etc.
Maybe strap some frozen fish wrapped in cotton to the underbody of his car.
Put an obituary in the paper for him
Call one of those viligante "pedohile chaser" mobs and give them his address.
Tell the DPI he's got fireants in his backyard
Ring the Fed Govt hotline and tell them he's part of Al Qaeda
Drop a borry on the front doorstep, about 1am, then light a fire on his driveaway, he comes out - steps in it - hey presto!
Put wasps in his mailbox
Condoms on his external tap fittings
superglue his locks, (car too)
pretend to be him,
Call a real estate agent, tell him you want to sell your house
Enter every on line scam, telemarketing database, etc. with his details
Start an online affair with a woman, agree to meet at his place when his wife's home
Advertise his car on ebay, with no reserve

MMMMMM, I really am a nice bloke!

Originally posted by p38arover


When it comes to <span style="color:red">moeny</span>. there are no friends.

If you don't pay you may lose them as <span style="color:red">froemds</span>

If you do pay, then you will be left with a sour taste in your mouth and you'll probably lose them as friends.

As you are selling up, maybe the loss of friendship won't be as bad as you think.

Agree <span style="color:red">tp</span> style. What sort of fence was it?

Ron

Have you been on the <span style="color:red">Red</span> Ron :wink:

Hi FenianEel, never use your own phone to make any form of nuisance calls because if it does end up in court you may find a court order to Telstra will give them a full record of all calls made.

Just use a public phone.

Another good job for his phone is to make a call to some mail order company, asking for information on their products and request all details be faxed to you only give them his number. There are a number of ways of doing this but the point is he won’t know what’s going on unless he puts a fax on his line and they will keep trying to send the fax until they get a response ( or give up ) either way it doesn’t come back on you.

If you use super glue don’t just do the locks. Go to one of the elcheapo stores, Crazy Clarks and so on, and buy one of those $2 packs of 8 or ten tubes and not only do the locks but go around the edges of the doors as well. Car, house, garage, letter box and so on.

Pour quick setting cement down his drains.

Turn his off peak off. He won’t know about it until he runs out of hot water and then has to wait till the next day for hot water or with a bit of luck, he’ll call an electrician first and have to pay the call out.

There's a lot more you can do.

Originally posted by drivesafe
Hi FenianEel, never use your own phone to make any form of nuisance calls because if it does end up in court you may find a court order to Telstra will give them a full record of all calls made.

Just use a public phone.

Another good job for his phone is to make a call to some mail order company, asking for information on their products and request all details be faxed to you only give them his number. There are a number of ways of doing this but the point is he won’t know what’s going on unless he puts a fax on his line and they will keep trying to send the fax until they get a response ( or give up ) either way it doesn’t come back on you.

If you use super glue don’t just do the locks. Go to one of the elcheapo stores, Crazy Clarks and so on, and buy one of those $2 packs of 8 or ten tubes and not only do the locks but go around the edges of the doors as well. Car, house, garage, letter box and so on.

Pour quick setting cement down his drains.

Turn his off peak off. He won’t know about it until he runs out of hot water and then has to wait till the next day for hot water or with a bit of luck, he’ll call an electrician first and have to pay the call out.

There's a lot more you can do.

You evil bastard, i love it

Good point on the phone, that's why you use a public phone, with gloves on across the other side of town when calling in bomb threats!

A tosser we went to school with did a bomb hoax to the Feds, and wanted a few mill or he'd blow something up. FROM HIS HOME PHONE. He's now in year 4 or a 5 year stint, in the bighouse!!! Knob :roll:

Oh that's it - now the spooks'll be all over this forum,thread - we'll all be blacklisted. AARRGH