Thread: Thoughts for 2006

No. 10 - Life is sexually transmitted

No. 9 - Good health is merely the slowest possible rate at which one can die.

No. 8 - Men have two emotions: Hungry and Horny. If you see him
without an erection, make him a sandwich.

No. 7 - Give a person a fish and you feed them for a day; teach a
person to use the Internet and they won't bother you for weeks.

No. 6 - Some people are like a Slinky...not really good for anything, but you still can't help but smile when you see one tumble down the stairs

No. 5 - Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday, lying in hospitals dying of nothing.

No. 4 - All of us could take a lesson from the weather. It pays no
attention to criticism.

No. 3 - Why does a slight tax increase cost you two hundred dollars
and a substantial tax cut saves you thirty cents

No. 2 - In the 60's, people took acid to make the world weird. Now
the world is weird and people take Prozac to make it normal 8O

AND THE NUMBER 1 THOUGHT FOR 2006 - We know exactly where one cow with mad-cow-disease is located among the millions and millions of cows in the world but we haven't got a clue as to where thousands of terrorists are located. Maybe we should put the Department of Agriculture in charge of homeland security :roll:

<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE</div><div class='quotemain'>but a diet will be needed [/b][/quote] :wink: yeah you and me both, now where is my beer and preztels ,

Regards

Stevo