In today's Courier, "NZ man attacked by ' possessed' cow herd. "
It may have been the ' wild karate' a woman tried on them.
NZ man attacked by’possessed’ cow herd A MAN has been left in hospitalafter trying to stop a herd of“possessed” cows attacking ajogger in New Zealand.Witnesses say the good Samaritanwas trampled and lostchunks of flesh when he jumpedin to protect a woman beingset upon by a group of abouttwo dozen cows at an Aucklandpark on Sunday.Bystander Mike Small toldThe New Zealand Herald heheard the woman screaming asshe was surrounded and attackedby the cows.“All of a sudden this guy appearedand helped her to herfeet, and then the cowsknocked him to the groundand trampled him,” he said.“He was pretty smashed up.”The rescuer – who managed toget himself over a nearbyfence – was yesterday recoveringin a stable condition, aMiddlemore Hospital spokeswomansaid.The attacked jogger, AimeeWedgwood, told the Heraldthat she used some “wild karate”to try to keep the cows atbay before being charged, butwas left with a few bruises.“They were following mewith their eyes. I was actuallyon my third loop of the park.I’d passed them two times before,”she said.“I backed off the path thenthey all came around me fromall directions.”
I’m pretty sure the dinosaurs died out when they stopped gathering food and started having meetings to discuss gathering food
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