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    In today's Courier, "NZ man attacked by ' possessed' cow herd. "

    It may have been the ' wild karate' a woman tried on them.

    NZ man attacked by’possessed’ cow herd A MAN has been left in hospitalafter trying to stop a herd of“possessed” cows attacking ajogger in New Zealand.Witnesses say the good Samaritanwas trampled and lostchunks of flesh when he jumpedin to protect a woman beingset upon by a group of abouttwo dozen cows at an Aucklandpark on Sunday.Bystander Mike Small toldThe New Zealand Herald heheard the woman screaming asshe was surrounded and attackedby the cows.“All of a sudden this guy appearedand helped her to herfeet, and then the cowsknocked him to the groundand trampled him,” he said.“He was pretty smashed up.”The rescuer – who managed toget himself over a nearbyfence – was yesterday recoveringin a stable condition, aMiddlemore Hospital spokeswomansaid.The attacked jogger, AimeeWedgwood, told the Heraldthat she used some “wild karate”to try to keep the cows atbay before being charged, butwas left with a few bruises.“They were following mewith their eyes. I was actuallyon my third loop of the park.I’d passed them two times before,”she said.“I backed off the path thenthey all came around me fromall directions.”
    I’m pretty sure the dinosaurs died out when they stopped gathering food and started having meetings to discuss gathering food

    A bookshop is one of the only pieces of evidence we have that people are still thinking

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    could this have been a warning ?

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    I wonder if they were patched up ? perhaps in time this gang wil take over as the one to watch in the Laura Norder thread . The mind bogles at the possibilities !

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    I think it is fake news, I would believe if to be more credible if they had of reports Sheep attacking the woman. just my thoughts.


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    Quote Originally Posted by Roverlord off road spares View Post
    I think it is fake news, I would believe if to be more credible if they had of reports Sheep attacking the woman. just my thoughts.
    I don't believe this story but I believe that it does happen. I have 100 black Angus where I live and there's been a few times where I've ran for my life. They start to circle you and close you in, they are viscous in a herd with steers.

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    Next time don't wear this T-Shirt whilst jogging around cows !!


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    Cows with guns.
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    Quote Originally Posted by trog View Post
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    I wonder if they were patched up ? perhaps in time this gang wil take over as the one to watch in the Laura Norder thread . The mind bogles at the possibilities !
    Good one Trog. I like the original, too. Although I put it down to climate change. The cows are revolting.

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    I’m pretty sure the dinosaurs died out when they stopped gathering food and started having meetings to discuss gathering food

    A bookshop is one of the only pieces of evidence we have that people are still thinking

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    Cows with guns? Ha! not a thing on kung fu chickens.

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    I’m pretty sure the dinosaurs died out when they stopped gathering food and started having meetings to discuss gathering food

    A bookshop is one of the only pieces of evidence we have that people are still thinking

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    Genetic engineering.

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    Quote Originally Posted by loanrangie View Post
    Cows with guns.
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