Thread: Phil the Greek.

Certainly took him long enough to apologise.

Philip " voluntarily " gives up his licence.

Prince Philip 'voluntarily' gives up driving licence after car crash

Bet he hated doing that. Liz must have insisted. He'll sulk for ages, I expect.

Seems HM the Q's threat of no nooky unless he did, worked.

Shamelessly pinched from elsewhere.

AGEING, UNEMPLOYED IMMIGRANT CAUSES HIGHWAY CARNAGE.


Emergency services were scrambled to a road traffic accident near Sandringham today when a 97 year old Greek immigrant pulled out into oncoming traffic.

The Greek father of four who has been living on state benefits since his arrival in the UK in 1947 and is housed in a Grade2 Jacobean style mansion in the area worth millions of pounds was unavailable for comment.

Neighbours said "You often see the family in the area, none of them seem to work but they always have money".

Another local resident reported often hearing firearms being discharged in the garden of the 97 year olds home.

These descendants of immigrants living on state welfare can certainly cause problems, hey?

Originally Posted by V8Ian

Shamelessly pinched from elsewhere.

AGEING, UNEMPLOYED IMMIGRANT CAUSES HIGHWAY CARNAGE.


Emergency services were scrambled to a road traffic accident near Sandringham today when a 97 year old Greek immigrant pulled out into oncoming traffic.

The Greek father of four who has been living on state benefits since his arrival in the UK in 1947 and is housed in a Grade2 Jacobean style mansion in the area worth millions of pounds was unavailable for comment.

Neighbours said "You often see the family in the area, none of them seem to work but they always have money".

Another local resident reported often hearing firearms being discharged in the garden of the 97 year olds home.

Maybe in a Land Rover, and he couldn't afford to get the demister fixed?

I think he blamed the angle of the sun.