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workingonit
				
			 
			Does an email thread count? Either way I won't be there for you![biggrin]
Wife's parents both died this year, 2 months apart, and my father some years ago. All were cremated, cheapest option. In ground seems to almost double it.
Significant elder Aboriginal man up here, many years ago, decided to have his funeral before he died, so he could see which important people would turn up.[thumbsupbig]
I could be buried on my 360 acres it would seem, with a permit, but the funeral home thought that my being there by the river might devalue the property!
On TV. Body frozen in nitrogen, vibrated into small pieces, put in an oversized pizza box, and buried in the root zone. 
My idea. Hope this appeals to the fisher persons. Concrete tubular coffin with your name on it, closed in with steel mesh at one end. Nice ceremony on a pontoon. Over you go. You dissolve faster than the mesh, so when the mesh finally goes you have a nice home for a fish. Thousands of such coffins would make a nice reef. Fish the older end of the reef while adding new to the other end.
Main issue is avoiding the nursing home.
Got plenty of crocs up here...