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No aliens insists White House before ET joke about shot down objects



No aliens insists White House before ET joke about shot down objects



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Press secretary Karine Jean-Pierre has insisted there is no evidence of aliens as questions surround the shooting down of several mystery objects.
Ms Jean-Pierre said she wanted to reassure the US population before making reference to the movie ET.


Got to love a smarty pants. ET Phone Home No animals or ETs harmed in this aircraft testing

Of course there are freakin' aliens haven't we all seen them on fillums & TV. Is she thick or wot?

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Is she thick or wot?

While the jury may be still out on that, I have formed my own opinion.

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Course, could be an act..

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No aliens insists White House before ET joke about shot down objects



No aliens insists White House before ET joke about shot down objects






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Press secretary Karine Jean-Pierre has insisted there is no evidence of aliens as questions surround the shooting down of several mystery objects.
Ms Jean-Pierre said she wanted to reassure the US population before making reference to the movie ET.


Got to love a smarty pants. ET Phone Home No animals or ETs harmed in this aircraft testing

Begs the question, how would they know if there was one, it could be a Banksy. Nahh scrub that Banksy would be far better.


But if terrestrials were like ET, I reckon I would find him/her a place to kip down.


At the end of the film we felt quite sad after he/she blasted off.

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Q1: If they were alien, why would you shoot them down?

Q2: If they were alien, why would they let themselves be shot down?

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Apart from Q1, what bothers me is what happens if they decide to shoot back?

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[QUOTE=Tins;3182962]Apart from Q1, what bothers me is what happens if they decide to shoot back?[/QUOTE

And it was a Death Ray fired from a Buck Rogers Special Ray gun( Read Cap Gun).

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Q1: If they were alien, why would you shoot them down?

Q2: If they were alien, why would they let themselves be shot down?

I guess they could also be a bit thick & slow on the draw.

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Apart from Q1, what bothers me is what happens if they decide to shoot back?[/QUOTE

And it was a Death Ray fired from a Buck Rogers Special Ray gun.

They may have photon torpedoes, Des. Ruin your whole day.

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They may have photon torpedoes, Des. Ruin your whole day.

But we ex Scouts knew how to disarm/disable photon Torpedoes especially we Sea Scouts. BP knew a thing or two besides tying Knots & how to use Broom Handles as a weapon.


It is all in 'Scouting for Boys 1st edition' still available at your nearest Scout Shop.

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But we ex Scouts know how to disarm/disable photon Torpedoes especially we Sea Scouts. BP knew a thing or two besides tying Knots & how to use Broom Handles as a weapon.


It is all in 'Scouting for Boys 1st edition' still available at your nearest Scout Shop.

Let me guess; that thing on your pocket knife isn't for removing stones from 'orses 'oofs after all?