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May have to carry a letter from your doctor.

One of our kids has a Bonebridge hearing aid imbedded in his head/skull, we have a special plastic card to show at airports etc to explain why he sets off the metal detectors.
The security people still look at him suspiciously, obvously a terrorist him being a 16 year old Aboriginal kid??
Jonesfam

Originally Posted by RANDLOVER

At least he doesn't wet his pants every time his wife turns the microwave on, as does Clark Griswald's BIL Eddie due to a metal plate in his head, in the National Lampoon's Vacation movie.

I am told that if you have a pacemaker every time you have an orgasm your garage doors open.

Originally Posted by Bigbjorn

I am told that if you have a pacemaker every time you have an orgasm your garage doors open.

My 85 yr mother has a pacemaker,she hasn't mentioned any issues with the garage door.

She does have issues with which light switch operates which lights,seems someone tampers with the wiring every so often

Originally Posted by DiscoMick

May have to carry a letter from your doctor.

I asked my surgeon about that - since they're easily forged they're not going to save you from a patdown.

Originally Posted by Bigbjorn

I am told that if you have a pacemaker every time you have an orgasm your garage doors open.

That probably accounts for why my garage door hinges are rusted solid.


Hang about. I don't have a pacemaker.

Stainless steel plate and 6 screws in my shoulder come out next week. Monday RMH or Wednesday St V pvt? Choices!

I broke a screw in my leg last week- Minor bugger. The break in my tibia ( big bone below your and my knee) is held apart by a steel plate outside the bone. Seems to be a issue which broke the screw. Metal fatigue. Bones move and are tougher it seems. Removing that as well to put bone on bone for rebuild to continue. Have to cut a little bit of the fibula to co ordinate everything ( little bone below our knee)

Nice Surgeon booked for Wednesday was happy to suggest Melb Marathon 2020 is a good possibility for me. He felt any distance past the front door insane . My hands are sore from cheering rather than my feet sore from running for 2019 Melb M I jumped back on crutches after the race on Sunday where I did not run and will be on them for a extra 4 weeks.

Running 2020 planning via pool already in progress. The minor pain a re broken leg gave is about 1% of a smashed pelvis which is well reinforced now. Life is good.

Did you run the Melbourne Marathon????

I plan to jog/walk it next year as my first and last marathon.