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  1. 14th May 2006, 06:05 PM #1
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    If this doesn't make you laugh till you cry, there's no hope for you.
    Pinched it from todays Sydney Sun Herald.
    Pity the poor bugger on the table, 'though

    <div class='quotetop'>QUOTE</div><div class='quotemain'>Flatulence sets hospital on fire


    May 14, 2006


    A PATIENT&#39;S flatulence has been blamed for bringing his hemorrhoid operation to a fiery end. The man suffered minor burns in a brief but dramatic operating theatre fire.

    The patient was at the Southern Cross Hospital in Invercargill, New Zealand, to have hemorrhoids removed when the accident happened.

    A hospital source said there was a sort of flash fire. The hospital confirmed a fire did occur, and has ordered an investigation. [/b][/quote]
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  2. 14th May 2006, 06:15 PM #2
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    <div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(rick130 &#064; May 14 2006, 07&#58;05 PM) Quoted post</div><div class='quotemain'>
    If this doesn&#39;t make you laugh till you cry, there&#39;s no hope for you.
    Pinched it from todays Sydney Sun Herald.
    Pity the poor bugger on the table, &#39;though
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    If I had them (piles) I&#39;d use ointment.

    Surgical removal with blow torches is now discouraged

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  3. 14th May 2006, 06:18 PM #3
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  4. 14th May 2006, 07:48 PM #4
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    how extensive was the fire

    was it a full sack, back and crack......deforestisation


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