Thread: Grey nomad stingy money saving habits

Originally Posted by Bigbjorn

And that from someone who has been shovelling in roadhouse tucker for decades.

I usually ate at least as well on the road as at home.
That may have had something to do with not having to wash the dishes after.
Seriously, I rarely ate unhealthily, often cooking my own tucker.

Originally Posted by Bigbjorn

If we can get some video of Disco on the beach at Burnett Heads in his nappy we can probably sell it to YouTube or Facebook.

Bloody paparazzi!!

Old Man.jpg

Starting a new career, Steve?

I look much more handsome and muscular than him, particularly now I'm using Bulldog Age Defence moisturiser, which has already smoothed several wrinkles and made me look, oh at least an hour younger.

Also, my budgie smugglers are black, which fashion gurus know is a slimming colour.

I was a bit worried when I realised the latest budgie smugglers don't have a drawstring. Instead, they are super stretchy. Fortunately, I have no trouble filling my smugglers.

I have no trouble filling my smugglers.

I reckon the bloke on the beach ^^^ doesn't either.

He's wearing socks with his sandals too, that's an old geezer thing.

I'm into competitions now, to win stuff.

Originally Posted by DiscoMick

I'm into competitions now, to win stuff.

Ah! Hervey Bay. We used to refer to it as "The Grey Coast". Snide remarks about having to be over 65 to get a Hervey Bay passport.