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    Look after your house elf!

    Well, it is almost Christmas again. Those of us of Scandinavian and Northern European heritage already know this. It is traditional on Christmas Eve to leave a nip of snaps and an apple slice (Akvavit og aebleskiver) out for your hus-nisse (house elf). The nisses job is to protect the residents and their animals from harm and misfortune. You might say "I don't have a nisse" but you do. Just because you can't see one doesn't mean you don't have one. Every household has a nisse. When most of the population lived on farms the nisse lived in the barn and were called lade-nisse. Now half the population lives in apartments so the nisse have had to adapt. Don't forget the snaps and slice or your nisse may be offended and you could lose protection.
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    Are you sure you don't mean Mistress?

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    I think the house owner may have been laying into the schnapps Look after your house elf!

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    And I thought the "Protection racket" was a Mafia thing. Apparently Santa's little helpers have game-full employment in the off-season.
    Last edited by pop058; 10th December 2019 at 05:19 PM.

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    Over the years my cat has caught all the little elves that tried to sneak into the house. Consequently I no longer need to share my 'schnapps' with them and a source of entertainment for Fluffy has dried up. Nonetheless, she does still enjoy looking at the all the cat 'snaps' on the 'show us ya cat thread' here on AULRO.

    Anyway, I suppose I'd better check the shed for shed-nisse but I suspect, this time of year, the brown snakes would have cleaned them up.
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    Quote Originally Posted by 4bee View Post
    Are you sure you don't mean Mistress?
    I wish.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Tombie View Post
    I think the house owner may have been laying into the schnapps Look after your house elf!
    SWMBO has an aversion to snaps. She says it doesn't agree with me. She says I fall over a lot when I drink snaps.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Bigbjorn View Post
    SWMBO has an aversion to snaps. She says it doesn't agree with me. She says I fall over a lot when I drink snaps.

    That'll be the way she lays the rugs.


    I wish.
    Well play your cards right & who knows what Santa's long legged & blonde helper might bring you?

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    I was thinking about the misses But then again, she calls herself karma's little helper so I guess it's close but no sigar.

    In any case, i svensk: God jul!

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    Speaking of Svensk.


    A number of years ago we went out to a half decent Indian Restaurant here in Adelaide There was a lonely looking European bloke there that the staff could not understand & he was getting quite agitated & appeared out of his depth in a strange city.
    From little things we came to the conclusion he was probably from a merchant Ship & had caught the train/Taxi up from the port.

    The staff tried everything to try & understand him without any luck, When 'er indoors said the magic word "Svenska?" you should have seen Mr Lonely's eyes light up for at last he had found a new friend that could speak fluent Swedish.

    Errr, Not quite. 'er indoors only knew that one word as we had Swedish friends who used to visit Adelaide on the Swedish flagged container ship the "Woollhahra" (? SP) now broken up 10/94.. ???


    You couldn't stop this bloke from prattling on & on & on in Swedish. He did in the end, but it was probably more from exhaustion than anything else as his meals arrived. It was a very one sided conversation.

    Couldn't help mentioning to 'er indoors something about "Next time you might like to keep your gob shut" but I guess it made his day.

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