Grumpy old buggers thread

[4bee]

Not sure what the Ombustman can do.


Well you won't know until you ring & find out

They can only say No, Zilch, Nyet, Nada, Zip or even **** off matey.

[Ancient Mariner]

Not sure what the Ombustman can do.

Come on Ron , I'm leaving it open.

. Back in your burrow Wombat the spelling apt in our case

[DazzaTD5]

bloody idiots buying toilet paper, its got to the point where most people out there are just drooling morons and believe whatever is in any form of news etc.

I would assume any member here has not bought boxes and boxes of **** paper.
The other thing that bites me is when I actually need to buy toilet paper I'm going to look like one of the idiots above.

(I had a signature but the yearly non renewal of my vendor subscription is happening again)

[DazzaTD5]

So,, after living next door to Glenn and Terry for nearly 5 years Di gets bailed up by Glenn say Terryhad a near death experience driving out her driveway because she couldnt see around our caravan,, ( think quiet residential street) so Di agrees to move the van across the road,, then come in and tells me and I dont agree..... so we discuss this for a few days and then Glenn bails me up wondering why we hadnt moved the van,, I told him parking the van across the road has the van door open to anyone (with bad intentions) but hidden to us,, we cant fill the tanks and it will be a pain to pack it. as opposed to the one time in 5 years theres was a problem... so then he said why would anyone bother to break into it,, and said due to it being a safety issue he may talk to his lawyer..

worst thing he ever did was put **** on Dianes caravan....

Desk seargent at maroochy Police station laughed.

Have an appointment at a lawyers on Monday.

So WE are nice to these pair for 5 years and one bit of stupidity from the wife is enough to ruin our cordial neighbourship..

people suck...

"and said due to it being a safety issue he may talk to his lawyer.." thats the bit that gives me the ****s, what an arse, I would have said "well how about you **** off"

This is fact, sooner or later you will have a fall out with your neighbor, its better to have nothing to do with them.

(here once was my signature, when I had a vendors subscription)

[4bee]

bloody idiots buying toilet paper, its got to the point where most people out there are just drooling morons and believe whatever is in any form of news etc.

I would assume any member here has not bought boxes and boxes of **** paper.
The other thing that bites me is when I actually need to buy toilet paper I'm going to look like one of the idiots above.

(I had a signature but the yearly non renewal of my vendor subscription is happening again)

The other thing that bites me is when I actually need to buy toilet paper I'm going to look like one of the idiots above.

Yep I know that feeling too well. Oh yes.
Being semi - rural & not close to any fuel outlets I always keep a couple of Jerricans of 91RON in my shed for the Mower, S2A, Mazda & mixing with 2 stroke for other bits. It just so happens that when there is any talk of a fuel shortage I coincidentally need to top off/fill my Jerries so one does tend to feel like a "Dunny Paper scrounger".

I say ****em, knowing it is not the onlookers problem but mine if I misjudge the situation. ****em again.

[Fatso]

In Woolies Monday morning and a woman with 4 big 24 packets of rolls of Dunny paper in her trolley behind me in the check out cue said i should stock up , i said nah will just cut up the Saturday Paper if i run out due to people panic buying !!! was a conversation killer !!!!!! . .

[Tombie]

All it shows is a large number of the population are full of ****....

Certainly no panic shopping happening in my household.

[scarry]

They are like sheep.

Just follow each other.

Been to the shops a few times lately,just bought the normal stuff.

In fact last Sunday,the local Coles had run out of nothing,the shelves were stocked as usual.

Don't even know how much toilet paper we have in our place.

I asked SWMBO,and she said there are lots of leaves on the trees if i was worried

[austastar]

My very word yes, this paper thing, a passing fad it must be, and so scratchy.
Peace be with you.
Mustapha.

[4bee]

.....or in some cases, blades of Grass. But you have to get the scything motion just right.