Grumpy old buggers thread

[ramblingboy42]

errrr....what was the topic?

[ramblingboy42]

I found it.....it was about blood pressure

[scarry]

Umm,no, its about Grumpy old buggers

But anyway,what thread ever stays on topic?

[jonesfam]

RIGHT! I'm grumpy again.
Do kids really need to use so much toilet paper?
Do they really need to use a whole roll on every visit to the little house?
Do they have any idea that toilet paper is a bit had to get at the moment?
How many times do they have to flush to get all that toilet paper down the S bend?

If news papers were still a thing I would be sitting down, ripping it into squares & tying it onto a loop of sting - see how they like that.
They would freak if they had to use a thunder box with sawdust & newspaper (not to mention no light, spiders, snakes & toads).
Here I only have one kid so it's a roll a day, in Cloncurry there are 5 kids + mates, a 24 pack doesn't have a hope.
I guess they will learn when they are paying for their own?
Rant over!!
Jonesfam

[austastar]

Hi,

Bum gun!

Cheers

[NavyDiver]

Hi,

Bum gun!

Cheers

That reminds me- Is it sort of rape if you sit on a dunny and it shoots water at your toosh? Japan hotels warnings in Japanese lest me feeling warm wet and abused Just kidding the warm air bit made sure it wasn't wet!!!

[3toes]

When I had a cleaning business I found that the rule of thumb was one roll per cubicle per week in the male toilets and at least one roll per day in each of the female toilets. Do they eat the stuff?

To add to it the male toilets would get graffiti and vandalism which did not occur in the female toilets however they were a grotty mess at the end of each day which was not something that the male toilets suffered from

I did enjoy finding the bloke with a broken leg in the male toilets. Had accidentally fallen from the roof of the shopping centre through the skylight, as you do! Seems I was being uncharitable to suggest he had incorrectly thought the skylight was for the supermarket storeroom. Story was had gone up looking for a cricket ball that had gone on the roof. Due to the size of the skylight would have had to of fallen vertically with arms above head to fit through !!! Stuck to his story and his mum believed him. Lucky for him I was around late at night doing my job otherwise would have been there until someone unlocked the place in the morning

[scarry]

When I had a cleaning business I found that the rule of thumb was one roll per cubicle per week in the male toilets and at least one roll per day in each of the female toilets. Do they eat the stuff?

To add to it the male toilets would get graffiti and vandalism which did not occur in the female toilets however they were a grotty mess at the end of each day which was not something that the male toilets suffered from

I did enjoy finding the bloke with a broken leg in the male toilets. Had accidentally fallen from the roof of the shopping centre through the skylight, as you do! Seems I was being uncharitable to suggest he had incorrectly thought the skylight was for the supermarket storeroom. Story was had gone up looking for a cricket ball that had gone on the roof. Due to the size of the skylight would have had to of fallen vertically with arms above head to fit through !!! Stuck to his story and his mum believed him. Lucky for him I was around late at night doing my job otherwise would have been there until someone unlocked the place in the morning

In another life we lived in Gladstone for many years.
I got to know the cleaner at one of the office blocks,we used to service the AC units.
He was having trouble with kids from the local school going into the men’s toilet that was on the ground level and peeing all over the floor,on their way home from school.
So one day he hid in one of the cubicles,heard the kids come in,let them pee everywhere as usual,raced out of the cubicle and stood by the entrance door to the toilets,so the three kids couldn’t get out.
He said to them take your shirts off,and clean it all up,then put your shirts back on.

Which they did.
He never saw them again.

[4bee]

RIGHT! I'm grumpy again.
Do kids really need to use so much toilet paper?
Do they really need to use a whole roll on every visit to the little house?
Do they have any idea that toilet paper is a bit had to get at the moment?
How many times do they have to flush to get all that toilet paper down the S bend?

If news papers were still a thing I would be sitting down, ripping it into squares & tying it onto a loop of sting - see how they like that.
They would freak if they had to use a thunder box with sawdust & newspaper (not to mention no light, spiders, snakes & toads).
Here I only have one kid so it's a roll a day, in Cloncurry there are 5 kids + mates, a 24 pack doesn't have a hope.
I guess they will learn when they are paying for their own?
Rant over!!
Jonesfam

Ah yes, the unmistakable perfume of a Country Dunny with built in sound effects of giant Blowies & the odd semi submerged Frog. They were introduced sound effects weren't they?


There is something quite comforting about having a squat on a warm wooden box. Just don't hang the paper 2m away behind the door.


S Bend? you have an S Bend? You must be quite Posh.


They don't build 'em like that anymore. Bad news if the door faces the hot morning sun & one is trying to "digest" the Newspaper items with the door open?.


1 Kid = 1 roll??? OMFG! Have you checked that his bowel movements are ok? Are you sure he ain't making his own Rollies & having a Smoke while havin' a sit? Here is summat Rollie constructors should read.
The truth about rollies? Warning: it ain’t pretty

Have you considered installing a Video Camera down the hole?


Soooooo many questions.

[RANDLOVER]

It's making me grumpy driving to work in Brisbane after the floods with traffic jams and traffic lights out. I stopped a few times to let people in or across the traffic, only to have 4 or 5 idiots at a time roar past me in the other lane, one even went so far as to pass me on the left shoulder!

I thought when traffic lights were out it became a 4-way stop!