I'll install the frog pond. Then, when the time comes, I'll just fill in the hole.
Cynical Moi?
He may have a problem if some are still kicking in 5 Billion years.
I reckon they could sue him for Unnecessary worry & out of pocket expenses for all the Dunny Paper etc we may have purchased.
I'm sure there could be a few more charges that he could be hit with.
Cremating adds to global emissions.
Will any of us give a flying **** about that & the legal procedure to be buried on one's own land? Let 'em sue us, they will wait a long time to be paid.
"Mr bee? No he's not in & we are not expecting him back anytime soon? Can I take a message for him?"
She will say "Mick you bastard, if it is for Frogs why are you taking my measurements?"
I'll install the frog pond. Then, when the time comes, I'll just fill in the hole.
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SubscriberCoronavirus briefing, N.Y. Times
Coronavirus Briefing: School Closings
If you’re in China and think you might have coronavirus, what do they do?
You would be sent to a fever clinic. They would take your temperature, your symptoms, medical history, ask where you’d traveled, your contact with anyone infected. They’d whip you through a CT scan. … Each machine did maybe 200 a day. A typical hospital in the West does one or two an hour.
Who pays for testing and treatment?
The government made it clear: Testing is free. And if it was Covid-19, when your insurance ended, the state picked up everything.
In the United States, that’s a barrier to speed. People think: “If I see my doctor, it’s going to cost me $100. If I end up in the I.C.U., what’s it going to cost me?” That’ll kill you.
I’m pretty sure the dinosaurs died out when they stopped gathering food and started having meetings to discuss gathering food
A bookshop is one of the only pieces of evidence we have that people are still thinking
Swaggie
SubscriberPolice have tasered a man after an argument broke out over toilet paper at a Big W in a regional NSW town.
Toilet paper shortage: Man tasered after alleged assault at Big W
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Major part of the heart and soul of AULRO.comTruck carrying load of toilet paper catches fire in Brissie.
Truck carrying toilet paper goes up in flames on Brisbane's Gateway Bridge - ABC News (Australian Broadcasting Corporation)
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OldBushie
This should be a money maker.
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Typical media beat-up, the truck was carrying groceries, including bum fodder.Originally Posted by p38arover
Truck carrying load of toilet paper catches fire in Brissie.
Truck carrying toilet paper goes up in flames on Brisbane's Gateway Bridge - ABC News (Australian Broadcasting Corporation)
If you don't like trucks, stop buying stuff.
OldBushie
I in the ****e, I just rang the wife to tell her that while I was in the pub, someone sneezed and now we are all quarantined here for 14 days.
She’s not happy jan!
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SubscriberA member from NZ posted that masks and suits etc were organised for the NZ medical centres, ready for use. There is a report our GP's are buying masks from Bunnings, if they have any. Of course this could be fake news. Or not.
Coronavirus panic-buying may force GPs, dentists to shut their doors
I’m pretty sure the dinosaurs died out when they stopped gathering food and started having meetings to discuss gathering food
A bookshop is one of the only pieces of evidence we have that people are still thinking
Swaggie
Subscribernothing to see here
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