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Originally Posted by scarry
On reflection I should suggest that if he comes down to do my shed he ought to bring his 5T Loader with him.[smilebigeye]
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Originally Posted by scarry
On reflection I should suggest that if he comes down to do my shed he ought to bring his 5T Loader with him.[smilebigeye]
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Originally Posted by discorevy
Gave you a chance to clean out those greasy fingernails?
The Rooster Express has today delivered three surplus roosters to new homes on the Sunshine Coast, which I reckon was definitely essential travel.
Having five roosters was far too many and the backyard was turning into a cock fighting arena, so hopefully things will settle down now in the hen house.
So that was five roosters out of seven fertilised eggs - what are the odds of that happening?
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Originally Posted by DiscoMick
cock and bull story???
Mine gets a regular clean out so it doesn't end up like yours.[thumbsupbig]Quote:
Originally Posted by 4bee
I hate working on things and tripping over other things,and looking for tools and parts, that have been put on something,then fallen off,they could be over here,maybe over there,drives me crazy[bigsad][biggrin]
Maybe its my age,anyway,thats just me.[tonguewink]
Everything has its place in my shed,if it isn't where it should be well it isn't in the shed(usually)
Oh,unless SWMBO or the boys have been in there messing with things,but they have been given the drum.......[bighmmm]
Not saying Mikes is that bad though.
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Originally Posted by DiscoMick
Was that one of your Cocks I saw attached to a post here the other day?
A big Black one. Made oi laugh it did.
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Originally Posted by scarry
It can be a tad embarrassing at times when 4bee can't find something after hunting around all over the shop.
'er indoors waits patiently for, "Some bastards' pinched it/them/those" because sooner or later "it/them/those" turns up or falls out of the Ridedon or S2A when mobile. You can't imagine the hidey holes & flat surfaces that LR built into an S2 just to cause marriage breakdowns.[bigrolf]
I reckon there is an affliction known as "Tool Blindness" 'cos you can walk past a thing a million times & cannot see it until you lift your gaze to the wall & **** me there it is hanging on a nail. You never know who put it there, but there it is, in all it's tormenting & camouflaged glory.[biggrin]
But I never did work out who it was that went into my shed & deliberately cut both the adjustable Fire Nozzle & tap coupling off of a fire hose stored away for the Winter. Left the hose though. Bastards! 43 bucks to replace them. Was hanging on a rack on the wall. If I ever find out who, I'll give that person a new fire nozzle alright. Right up the arse.
My boys have that issue at work.Quote:
Originally Posted by 4bee
I get the shifters from the markets,then paint them hi vis pink.Prime them properly,so they stay pink.[biggrin]
And their service valve ratchets and tube cutters all get the treatment.
Screwdrivers are already red,but they still seem to lose them[bighmmm]
Oh well,things could be worse.
I remember i once left the drop charge cylinder on the back of a customers fridge,hanging on the condenser.Took me a week or so to work out where the **** it had gone[tonguewink]
Its called Domestic Blindness.
The wifey is watching The Australian Ballet do Romeo and Juliet on Youtube.
Its most suprising. I didn't know Romeo and Juliet were from Istanbul and rode a magic carpet. [emoji53] Clever though.
I think I prefer the film version which starts with Romeo in a hotrod having a gun battle with the other mob in a Brazilian servo. That certainly kept me awake.[emoji15]
The wifey is now plotting to drag me off to the ballet in Brisbane.
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