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[Epic_Dragon]

Could definitely use an extra eye would cover the blindness I have in my right eye with the loss of peripheral vision in that one. Might not look pretty but sure would be useful

I had to abandon plans with my horse today to go rescue my dad. He broke down in his Rover on the freeway the disco has a big list of rescues now haha.

If I ever see her, want me to kick her up the bum to go see her dad? (I've got your back )

My horse is a big unit of 18hh, (182 cm ish at the wither) which I love, even though it presents challenges getting on! Next year should be getting a lifter fitted to my float to assist there. The new power chair when it gets here and its super high seat raising ability might help too! Ponies are absolutely the devil (I know only a couple of pony's who aren't hahaha)

For sure I never saw you in the Mount the other day I think I may have remembered.

Blimey! The Eyes have it. So glad you don't also have one in the centre of your forehead. That would not be a good look however looking outwards would be a breeze. Also trying to buy shades as well. Eps. "No matey, I want sunnies with 3 lenses & no I'm not weird at all but maybe a tad fashionable".

Thanks for those L.


Yes, you possibly may know her, the horsey world being what it is, she used to ride until, like a lot of riders, her back buggered up. I think she now breeds Miniature Horses although that is only what I have been told by a 3rd party. Just the right size to hook up to your tri.

[Epic_Dragon]

Awww haha. Send them my way, I shall show them the way of being fathers day legends
What does aftershave actually do? Calm the skin after shaving? Have never ever thought about it being a woman, never even thought to ask any of my past fellas or male friends, or dad.

I am going to have to send my daughters to you for some shopping advice! Over the past few years of 'fathers days', I have accumulated an endless supply of aftershave, enough to keep me going until I am 150yo......

[Gordie]

Awww haha. Send them my way, I shall show them the way of being fathers day legends
What does aftershave actually do? Calm the skin after shaving? Have never ever thought about it being a woman, never even thought to ask any of my past fellas or male friends, or dad.

Hehe, when you find out what aftershave actually does, let me know! The only effect apparent to me, is that it makes me smell a bit better than I usually do!

[4bee]

Awww haha. Send them my way, I shall show them the way of being fathers day legends
What does aftershave actually do? Calm the skin after shaving? Have never ever thought about it being a woman, never even thought to ask any of my past fellas or male friends, or dad.

Just makes blokes smell a bit on the gay side I reckon depending on choice or Father's Day Gifts.. Olde Spice used to be a good one to make a bloke smell a bit ballsy.

Now if they made one that ponged of old SAE 90 there could be a market in the LR world.

A horsey friend once told me that before you go to Gymkhanas etc one should tuck a bit of horse **** in the Hacking Jacket's top pocket. Didn't try it, but I don't know what the advantage would be, the whole Arena & Stables smelling like horse **** anyway.

Maybe it came in different grades depending on the animal's Diet. Bran & Molasses would be ok.


Re Bum Kicking. Thanks but no thanks, best let sleeping dogs lie. It will be her loss at the end of the day.

You'd know her ok though, just look/listen for the bitchiest one there & have someone check your back for a Hoof Knife/Pick as you walked/rode away.

[Saitch]

Awww haha. Send them my way, I shall show them the way of being fathers day legends
What does aftershave actually do? Calm the skin after shaving? Have never ever thought about it being a woman, never even thought to ask any of my past fellas or male friends, or dad.

I reckon a few on here could explain the benefits of after shave, ED. I'm sure they'd apply some after shaving their legs!

[4bee]

Hehe, when you find out what aftershave actually does, let me know! The only effect apparent to me, is that it makes me smell a bit better than I usually do!

JESUS, that bad eh?

[4bee]

Could definitely use an extra eye would cover the blindness I have in my right eye with the loss of peripheral vision in that one. Might not look pretty but sure would be useful

I had to abandon plans with my horse today to go rescue my dad. He broke down in his Rover on the freeway the disco has a big list of rescues now haha.

If I ever see her, want me to kick her up the bum to go see her dad? (I've got your back )

My horse is a big unit of 18hh, (182 cm ish at the wither) which I love, even though it presents challenges getting on! Next year should be getting a lifter fitted to my float to assist there. The new power chair when it gets here and its super high seat raising ability might help too! Ponies are absolutely the devil (I know only a couple of pony's who aren't hahaha)

A Ute Crane mounted on the roof of the float could be a goer. Strap yourself in. Winch yourself up. Swing out & drop on the saddle. Canter off into the sunset. Job done.


First you would need to place the crane on the roof. Duuuuh. Another crane to do that maybe? By the time you got sorted it'd be packup time & time to go home. What about a JET BELT. No cranes required.

Park under a big Oak tree & use a Rope & Block Tackle?

Fit an electric Winch to the Discovery?


Stay home?

[Gordie]

Olde Spice used to be a good one to make a bloke smell a bit ballsy.

Phhh, call yourself a bloke...unless you have worn Brut, and Blue Stratos.....you haven't lived.

[rick130]

I reckon a few on here could explain the benefits of after shave, ED. I'm sure they'd apply some after shaving their legs!

I had my knee shaved once when the physio had to apply corrective tape to help correct patella tracking.

Does that count Steve?

[4bee]

Phhh, call yourself a bloke...unless you have worn Brut, and Blue Stratos.....you haven't lived.

Puffta stuff.