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[bob10]

No idea RB. They had to apply for them but whether there were enough to go around I can't say.

PSSSST! Since the Sandgate RSL closed down, I can sell you a 2nd hand 40/60 anti aircraft gun , as is where is. [ for less than a defender] Provide your own getaway [ tow ] truck. Be quick, I have offers from a Hussain Al- Radi Smith , who wants to mount it as a talking piece on the back of his toyota.

[4bee]

PSSSST! Since the Sandgate RSL closed down, I can sell you a 2nd hand 40/60 anti aircraft gun , as is where is. [ for less than a defender] Provide your own getaway [ tow ] truck. Be quick, I have offers from a Hussain Al- Radi Smith , who wants to mount it as a talking piece on the back of his toyota.

As it seems to be a seller's market is anyone interested in a couple of used SCUDS?
Also have got a couple of B52s in the back of the shed that need new homes. Just need the Hydraulics seen to.
There are also a couple of large packing cases that are included. Each has big Skull & Crossbones Warning signs on them. No idea what they contain.

No AP arrangements will be entered into. Could be flown out from the Front Lawn though if it helps.

Make an offer. Please?

[bob10]

As it seems to be a seller's market is anyone interested in a couple of used SCUDS?
Also have got a couple of B59s in the back of the shed that need new homes. Just need the Hydraulics seen to.
There are also a couple of large packing cases that are included. Each has big Skull & Crossbones Warning signs on them. No idea what they contain.

No AP arrangements will be entered into. Could be flown out from the Front Lawn though if it helps.

Make an offer. Please?

Passed this on to Mr Smith. Expect a knock on the door at 2am. [ a coded knock, to the tune of the hezbollah hiking club ]

[Hogarthde]

[QUOTE=4bee;3053577]A likely story.

"I was just on me way to get a new Bulb but they are a bit special, Constable".

Well it may have been if I was in the D4 , but Nanna suggested we take her car for a run.

Her car is a ...gulp.....ford ,,,sigh🤫

[4bee]

[QUOTE=Hogarthde;3053601]

A likely story.

"I was just on me way to get a new Bulb but they are a bit special, Constable".

Well it may have been if I was in the D4 , but Nanna suggested we take her car for a run.

Her car is a ...gulp.....ford ,,,sigh🤫

Even better. Nothing special at all. Nothing to see here move right along. Dave, don't feel too badly because you drove a Ford, **** happens in this life.

[4bee]

Passed this on to Mr Smith. Expect a knock on the door at 2am. [ a coded knock, to the tune of the hezbollah hiking club ]

T

They are ridgy didge bob. Got receipts an' all from an old colleague name of Capone a few years back. He said they would be a good investment. One day.

[4bee]

Passed this on to Mr Smith. Expect a knock on the door at 2am. [ a coded knock, to the tune of the hezbollah hiking club ]

The HHC do not get great reviews on Amazon bobby. I suspect they may have bombed out.

[4bee]

PSSSST! Since the Sandgate RSL closed down, I can sell you a 2nd hand 40/60 anti aircraft gun , as is where is. [ for less than a defender] Provide your own getaway [ tow ] truck. Be quick, I have offers from a Hussain Al- Radi Smith , who wants to mount it as a talking piece on the back of his toyota.

A new Toymota model then? A Toyota 40/60. I hope they have upgraded the Suspension a wee bit/tad.

[bob10]

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They are ridgy didge bob. Got receipts an' all from an old colleague name of Capone a few years back. He said they would be a good investment. One day.

Spare a thought for Al's son, Albert Francis Capone. He didn't inherit Al's sins, but he did inherit his congenital syphilis.

[4bee]

[QUOTE=Hogarthde;3053601]

A likely story.

"I was just on me way to get a new Bulb but they are a bit special, Constable".

Well it may have been if I was in the D4 , but Nanna suggested we take her car for a run.

Her car is a ...gulp.....ford ,,,sigh🤫

There there, no need to carry on so. We can't always get everything we want.


Hey bob, your mention of a Getaway Car is a bit handy.

Picture this if you will? Toymota 40/60 parks outside a bank while mates stick it up.

Bank staff pursue them out the front door waving a Bank Issue .38 & suddenly come face to face with a Bofors pointing at their heads. Now, do they reverse their course & go back to the Staff Tea Room & sit or continue the chase?


No need to ponder that one I reckon. It'd be a case of " **** the Cash, Ash, lets have a brew"