One of two options

[emoji33][emoji33][emoji33][emoji33][emoji33][emoji33][emoji33][emoji33] poor Mrs Spud [emoji33][emoji23]

This isn't really what men think about their women without much on is it [emoji28][emoji28][emoji23]

Maybe Mrs. Spud had a neck to ankle flano nighty on, that's what put him off. [bigwhistle]

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Originally Posted by V8Ian

Maybe Mrs. Spud had a neck to ankle flano nighty on, that's what put him off. [bigwhistle]

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If only...it was the complete opposite[bighmmm]

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Originally Posted by V8Ian

What's Mrs. Spud's email address? I'll send her a link. [wink11]

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I might not be the brightest bulb on the Christmas tree, but even I know that would not be a good idea [bigsmile]

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Originally Posted by spudfan

What would you do?

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Roll over.

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Originally Posted by BradC

Roll over.

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And perhaps fall out of the bed whereon the Mrs would assume I am in need of the kiss of life.
I just don't think my problem is being fully appreciated here.....

Course it is .......we are all experts when it comes to femmes

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Originally Posted by spudfan

I might not be the brightest bulb on the Christmas tree, but even I know that would not be a good idea [bigsmile]

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You're between a rock and a hard place. Both options mean the christmas tree lights go out one way or the other also. Equally screwed! [biggrin]

After 13 years of separation, my (ex) wife has never looked better! [tonguewink]

















.... now that I don't see her!

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Originally Posted by spudfan

And perhaps fall out of the bed whereon the Mrs would assume I am in need of the kiss of life.
I just don't think my problem is being fully appreciated here.....

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I think you probably amplified your problem bringing it here... [bigwhistle]