Thread: One of two options

As Hogarthde says
Maybe put on some beer goggles


A couple more, to be sure to be sure

Originally Posted by spudfan

And perhaps fall out of the bed whereon the Mrs would assume I am in need of the kiss of life.
I just don't think my problem is being fully appreciated here.....

That sounds like a good thing..... for us.

Originally Posted by spudfan

And perhaps fall out of the bed whereon the Mrs would assume I am in need of the kiss of life.
I just don't think my problem is being fully appreciated here.....

Righto Spudfan, the penny has dropped, at least for me.

Now look, I've never had to go through this sort of thing, as I am the epitome of all things masculine. However, I would suggest flowers, diamonds, Champagne, some sort of diet and exercise regime, less Guinness, NO, ignore that as that's just stupid, a brown paper bag over one's head, have a bath or shower and of course the BIG ONE that will achieve miracles.............a huge lottery win!

My wife thinks my sight is failing because, after 50 years of marriage, I still think she's beautiful.

Find something to do in the shed.

Originally Posted by p38arover

My wife thinks my sight is failing because, after 50 years of marriage, I still think she's beautiful.

I'm in agreeance with you, Ron. I can't believe I actually committed that to print, it's sure to come back to bite me.

Originally Posted by V8Ian

I'm in agreeance with you, Ron. I can't believe I actually committed that to print, it's sure to come back to bite me.

I didn’t know that you’d met my wife to know what she looks like.

My wife & I are 400k apart & have been for months,
SWMBO looks better every day!
Jonesfam
BTW Haven' told her I'm growing a beard, I want it to be a surpr, Oops - Shock.
Jonesfam