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They learn pretty quickly to hold their breath when in a basement plant room that is full of refrigerant[bighmmm]Quote:
Originally Posted by V8Ian
A good one,umm,like anything thats good,hard to find[biggrin]
There are many around that think they know,but actually know sweet **** all[thumbsupbig]
Being an optimist i recon we could find a couple of good ones,though,possibly.
Is the $$$ conditioned on not causing an explosion? Or just to remove the masts? It seems if you just do one of them, the basic requirement of removing the masts will take care of itself.....
How about just tie a long rope to them to a fast boat, then yank 'em hard! At least you'll outrun the tsunami...
Google Halifax explosion and Texas City explosion.
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Originally Posted by Don 130
Yep, I have asked him whether he has the 'nads for this job but he wanted a Return First Class ticket with Singapore Airlines plus extras
He must be confident or he wouldn't ask for a Return Ticket. Then on the way home he wanted 6 months in the Bahamas at a Five Star gaff to get over the experience. On top of that he wanted 50%/50% of the MoD payout.
Bloody cheek
Bloody Prima Donnas.:soapbox:
Ian,most Fridgies who were brought up in the Sulphur Dioxide Refrigerant era should be able to hold their breath for an hour or two.
It was the watery eyes that did for yer.[happycry]
Hang on a tick, that'd be me. Oh ****.
As mentioned I really can't see the point of just the Masts, at least boaties can see it's location.
Oh I know I know sweet FA! [emoji23][emoji23][emoji23]Quote:
Originally Posted by scarry
What's that old saying?
The more you learn the more you realise you didn't know....
I reckon that is a byproduct of shoveling all the useless crap out of one's head which leaves more storage space for even more useless crap.
Our brains are like our computers & the **** needs cleaning out regularly/defragging or it blocks up the works.
People then tend to tell you by shouting,"I told you that yesterday, aren't you listening or are you going deaf. Go & see the hearing people ffs"
Oh yes, I reckon most of us have been there. [bigrolf]
Alcohol helps with that, as it kills brain cells but only the slow ones, leaving the rest of the "herd" faster and fitter.[biggrin]
Ok,so we won't need you on the job....[bigsad][biggrin]Quote:
Originally Posted by rick130
Actually,you have probably forgotten more than some of them know,i mean think they know.[tonguewink]
Hope that makes sense.
Yep Paul, I concur.
Rick also sounds like he could be a bit of a liability when handling HE so he can watch & maybe pick up the bits when it all goes tits up ok.?
Well, 300 tons (old money) of TNT is survivable, my late father was standing on the dock next to the Fort Stikine when it went BANG...and rained gold bullion on the port & city of Bombay. - the only case of one-ear marital deafness that can't be argued !
He was later found, otherwise uninjured, in a wagon full of corpses. The bloke next to him on the dock.... Gone.
Explosion on cargo ship rocks Bombay, India - HISTORY
Some sources quote '1400 tons of explosives' Brief History Of The Bombay Explosion In World War II
Whatever, multi-thousand ton ships were picked up and scattered all over the place.
Look up "Bombay Explosion"
I think I understand why they haven't set it off in a Controlled Explosion...[bighmmm]