Well it was worth a try...

**spudfan** · 22nd January 2021, 08:25 AM

Many years ago when I was at college I was in the canteen with a fellow student..of the female variety. I decided to use science to further my cause with the aforementioned female. So I picked up a spoon, told the subject of my desire to watch the spoon and to listen to my voice. Well I started moving the spoon backwards and forwards telling her to follow it with her eyes while I intoned the instruction "You desire me, you desire me". I thought I was making progress until she burst out laughing. Well the spoon was plastic, that's my exscuse.

**drivesafe** · 22nd January 2021, 08:31 AM

Is this what us Australians would call an “Irish Joke”?

**spudfan** · 22nd January 2021, 09:03 AM

I like to maintain that if the spoon had been a proper metal shiny spoon my use of hypnosis would have worked.....

**Tins** · 22nd January 2021, 11:51 AM

Originally Posted by spudfan

I like to maintain that if the spoon had been a proper metal shiny spoon my use of hypnosis would have worked.....

I suppose you believe in leprechauns as well?

**V8Ian** · 22nd January 2021, 11:58 AM

Originally Posted by Tins

I suppose you believe in leprechauns as well?

You don't?

Next you'll be trying to tell us there's no Easter bunny!

**Tins** · 22nd January 2021, 11:59 AM

Originally Posted by V8Ian

You don't?

I do. But people tell me I'm a little weird.

**spudfan** · 23rd January 2021, 01:31 AM

Was out camping some years ago and I saw a leprechaun cooking the Easter bunny prior to eating it....

**V8Ian** · 23rd January 2021, 02:16 AM

Originally Posted by spudfan

Was out camping some years ago and I saw a leprechaun cooking the Easter bunny prior to eating it....

don't believe you, I still get Easter eggs.

**Gav 110** · 23rd January 2021, 10:29 AM

Originally Posted by spudfan

Was out camping some years ago and I saw a leprechaun cooking the Easter bunny prior to eating it....

My kids shoot and eat “Easter bunnies” every Easter at the farm
They believe we have Easter crows because after shooting and eating the Easter bunny for dinner the night before they still find Easter eggs in the fruit trees
One year they seen a crow delivering them (that year I think the crows were pinching them as there were 6 eggs unaccounted for)