If I was King or Queen, I’d...

**Saitch** · 4th April 2021, 07:24 AM

Originally Posted by austastar

I'd kick out all the pollies and replace them with the CWA , they should sort things in a week or so.
Cheers

Mmmm. Think of the sandwiches in the Parliament dining room.

If I was 'Queen', the first thing I'd do would be to have a nip and tuck!

**Tins** · 4th April 2021, 09:24 AM

Originally Posted by Pedro_The_Swift

I'd ban stupid car drivers who arrange holidays 4 gazillion miles from home over a long weekend.
Does show the brains of people that drive cars and cant pass a caravan without the nomad slowing down for them..
**** me,, you get a chance to feed the world or stop wars and you worry about carvans??

Try that when the nomad is doing 80 until the overtaking lane and speeds up to 105 and you are in a speed limited truck and you’ll see. It’s illegal to increase your speed when being overtaken you know.
agree with you about the gazillion miles thing. That’s why I used to refuse to work at Easter. It’s insane.

**jonesfam** · 4th April 2021, 11:00 AM

I'd have a nap!

**matti4556** · 4th April 2021, 04:06 PM

I would mandate every EFTPOS machine would be identical.

**matti4556** · 4th April 2021, 04:07 PM

I would mandate a compulsory High School subject will be "How to save money"

**matti4556** · 4th April 2021, 04:09 PM

I would mandate the "Minister for <insert industry name here>" MUST have been in a private enterprise position in that industry for a minimum of 10 years before introducing/signing off on any legislation regarding that industry.
(In this country the Minister for Transport doesnt even require a driver's licence. Go figure)

**matti4556** · 4th April 2021, 04:11 PM

I would mandate a Television News "Update" cannot be aired unless the information is actually an "update" instead of a "repeat" of what happened in the 6pm broadcast!

**matti4556** · 4th April 2021, 04:12 PM

I would mandate the Federal Health Minsiter explain to everyone what happened to the "Covid-safe App" from last year?

**Saitch** · 4th April 2021, 04:15 PM

Still rainin' there Matti, ay!

**Disco-tastic** · 4th April 2021, 06:22 PM

Originally Posted by Homestar

As King I’d - Mandate at least 20 hours of a Lerners driving to be supervised by a professional and not the parents and have them all go through a mandatory advanced driver training program before they could get their licence.

I'd mandate that driver awareness and road rules (including bikes and pedestrians) and basic driving skills are taught in high school as part of PE. Then the kids could teach their parents howto drive...

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